Posts from You haven't played Heroes if

If for you ГО is only civil defense, and КО is Captain Obvious
If you haven't confused the number of creatures on the map due to different translations
If you've never had: "What the ... why did it create an M map again?! I checked!" (relevant for playing without the HD mod)
If you haven't met people who say: "Yeah, I'll beat you, I kill 7 computers on 200%!" or "How do you play? You need to build the capitol first, and why do you have so many heroes?"
Didn't experience a mass-low after your own mass-haste
Didn't get the "sailor's kit" in Dragon Utopia
Didn't complain about the lack of control
Didn't cast anti-magic on ducks :D

didn't play at work
didn't postpone playing
didn't fall asleep while playing

Haven't heard anyone complaining that someone is "lucky":D

didn't postpone things like the Pope would

finally, we're having some serious discussions.

finally, they started having serious discussions

this was a story about three Artemovs.

didn't agree to a draw, even in a losing situation :)
didn't ask for an autosave.

haven't played since work
didn't postpone things like the Pope
didn't fall asleep while playing

falling asleep while playing, that's what we all do :) I think Cobber did it more often ;) but because he's a hardcore gamer, not because he needed to sleep :D

... you don't like Mondays; ... you don't like visiting libraries; ... you don't like visiting the Temple; ... you don't like visiting the Necropolis; ... you always boldly and without hesitation open any chests.

At first, I didn't think of Dirty_Player as a girl :D

didn't think of Dirty_Player as a girl at first :D

or Wicca:D

..or Aiyu :D

if you're not having trouble, how do you enter the period when inputting your opponent's IP address?

if you didn't send empty messages in the game chat.

if you didn't call Maretti a licker.

if it wasn't criticizing a well-known template.