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I don't get it, is this some kind of New Year's gift?
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I don't get it, is this some kind of New Year's gift?
Jokes aside. Yesterday, Lyuda, whom I slept with last winter, came to me, claiming that she's pregnant with my child. I told her to get lost, but she threatened to do a medical-genetic test to confirm my paternity and make me pay child support. I don't get it, is this some kind of New Year's gift? What the...
That's right, Lord. Who the hell needs bags for kids?

