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[The monster begins to fight the illusion of another monster.]

Maybe I should go and loot their corpses. Although, Laust will probably do it himself.

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Maybe I should go and loot their corpses. Although, Laust will probably do it himself.

You read my mind.

[The monster starts fighting the illusion of another monster]

Alex, use the dynamite while it's distracted!

Alex, use the dynamite while it's distracted!

How much? All of it?

Let's see it all.

- Sure, right away. Amos took out his notebook and wrote: "Don't rush back to the port if you don't want to fall into the same trap. Zelig" - Let's go! And to pass the time, why don't you tell me in detail how you got here and what happened after that until now? I'm really curious, I can't wait to hear it! I love stories like that. Tearing out the page and attaching it to a prominent spot, he headed towards the port.

- Well, ha-ha... First, this pointy-eared, ginger wimp of our beauty arrived. He enchanted people, and they carried out his orders. Then, a terrible sorcerer appeared; even I was uneasy around him! He was shooting lightning, creating hurricanes, spewing fire – he was just awful! Well, in general, ha-ha, they killed everyone. Then, the moon elf came and cleaned up the city, replacing the local residents with his own kind. That's what happened... And who do you have in your port?

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Jervais and Radimir regain consciousness.
Jervais acquires a mental affliction. Fear of death: the character has a (60% - willpower) chance to skip a turn in battle.
Radimir acquires a mental affliction. Lust: upon seeing attractive women, the character cannot think about anything other than intimate relations with them.

Adrian grabs a bundle of dynamite, lights the fuse, throws it at the monster, and teleports to the shore.

Lust: Upon seeing attractive women, the character can think of nothing but intimate relations with them.

Excellent, now we have two Vincents.

Maybe Radimir doesn't find any of the women on the expedition attractive, and everything will be fine.

If not, he will soon become fish food.

And the Bickford fuse doesn't burn underwater, and nothing happens.

- Wow! That's quite something! Though, I don't know. Incinerating and destroying people is certainly fun, no one argues with that, but they could have become your friends. Maybe it wasn't worth it?
- I have people in the port. They love life, they love to have fun, and when they get drunk, they sing songs all night long. And my friend knows a lot of the most amazing stories and funny jokes; he's a real storyteller and a good guy, and by the way, he's very good at playing Sanexy. Do you know how to play? It's a very exciting game. I think you might even be able to beat him, although he's a master, and there aren't many like him in the world.

Wait, didn't we take the cable that burns underwater?