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22.05.2014 Simon5760 (Blue, Conflux, Tunar, Dace) loses to Toganash (Red, Dungeon, Shakti, Shakti) 8mm6a 217

Everything was going well until my opponent gained control. And then he slowly devoured me, and in the end my opponent made a mistake in the castle, and I attacked him without a spell book, not noticing that I didn't have it))

Thanks for the game

Money-wise, the start of the game went pretty well, but by the second month I had only found 1 Level 1 Griffin Conservatory and 0 Upgraded Firebirds on the map. The Mage Guild at home helped, which on the 3rd level gifted "full control", along with a Portal of Angels and the opponent's castle, where Angels also spawned. Until the end of the game, I never had enough money to buy everything out. Furthermore, on the fourth week I gave my opponent Dace, who was more than ideally leveled up. Later, I did manage to recruit him back, but then a crash happened.... We continued the next day, BUT Dace did not appear in the tavern, and somehow ended up with my opponent instead. However, he had no idea that this little Cossack was sent as a spy and at the right moment carried out a sabotage, executing a brilliant plan to deprive the opponent of magic :D

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Wife (Red, Humans, Rolling Pin, Frying Pan) Destroy BaJIeHoK (Bruise, Orcs, Saurian) 123 Kuznyakross

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Here's what the Dragon Scale Armor looks like: :smile20:

LOL, Kostyan is always on the lookout, Inspector Coldreйн is nervously smoking on the sidelines, he'll notice everything :D

Here's what the Dragon Scale Armor looks like:smile20:

There are also the Sandals of the Saint, and in the background (near the entrance) - the Grail.

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There are also the sandals of a saint, and in the background (near the entrance) - the Holy Grail.

And an amulet around his neck (although it's hard to tell what kind it is from this photo).

One of the best dialogues between two immortal weirdos from the VT chat. It goes better with beer than any comedy club... I was crying and shitting my pants...

[22:29:36] watch the series Breaking Bad
[22:29:51] what's it about?
[22:29:56] Player (Guest) joined (22 players)
[22:29:57] Player (Guest) has left (21 players)
[22:29:59] are they smoking drugs?
[22:33:06] basically, some small-time dealers crossed the wrong big-time dealers
[22:33:09] and there's a lot of trouble
[22:33:26] the series has a rating of 9.5 on IMDb
[22:33:31] that's a very high rating
[22:33:39] you'll really like the movie
[22:33:46] there are only seasons 2 and 4
[22:33:50] what?
[22:33:52] papik joined (22 players)
[22:33:56] all seasons are already available
[22:34:05] I can Download seasons 2 and 4
[22:34:07] and that's it
[22:34:12] from 1 to 5
[22:34:16] go to Rutracker
[22:34:23] search for it there
[22:34:24] what, you idiot
[22:34:26] Breaking Bad
[22:34:29] I don't have unlimited internet
[22:34:32] you moron
[22:34:34] what do you have?
[22:34:44] my dick is growing
[22:34:45] I have 200 kilobits per second
[22:34:51] papik has left (21 players)
[22:34:54] go catch butterflies in the village
[22:35:10] and you go eat donkey shit
[22:35:15] you piece of shit
[22:35:23] and be polite
[22:35:23] okay
[22:35:31] and I don't have any donkeys
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[22:36:42] Filja, keep it up! Your nonsense is actually good with beer))) better than a comedy club))
[22:37:41] I'd rather have tea
[22:37:45] with lemon
[22:37:51] but I don't have any lemons
[22:38:01] maybe I should go to the supermarket
[22:38:03] and steal one
[22:38:11] but what if they catch me?
[22:38:16] papik has left (20 players)
[22:38:37] a lemon costs 50 rubles
[22:38:41] even crack is cheaper
[22:38:53] I don't have anything to eat anyway
[22:38:59] and a lemon costs 50 rubles
[22:39:08] so I guess I have to steal
[22:39:14] that's how it is in Kamchatka
[22:39:18] people are starving
[22:39:38] well, eat lichen, those... acorns... roots, and wolfberries
[22:39:51] why would snow people need lemons?
[22:39:58] okay
[22:40:29] nothing grows in the forest yet, it's too early
[22:40:47] Cris (Guest) joined (21 players)
[22:40:55] the fish will start biting soon
[22:41:03] bogi (Guest) joined (22 players)
[22:41:11] I'll go ask the fishermen for some fish and make some soup
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[22:41:59] Cris (Guest) has left (22 players)
[22:42:45] when the potatoes grow, we can go to the dacha
[22:42:51] and dig some up from someone

I checked out the "Free Artist's Corner" thread, and I found my own avatar amusing in combination with the post. Fans of "The Elder Scrolls" will understand.

Find the easter egg in the photo (only for those who are in the know).

He's probably the third from the bottom on the list of heroes. But what makes him so overpowered?

Dad Saurug is carrying again :D

Find the Easter egg in the picture (only for those who are in the know)

Screenshot?

Find the OP thing in the photo (only for those in the know)

It's simple here: there is obviously a Dimension Door scroll lying behind the gremlins, which will flip the game.
Your captain.