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"The London Gazette", Issue 1
Two attacks! Hooligans or something else?
One steel monster slain! What comes next?
A mysterious telephone booth and other incidents.
An exclusive interview from our special correspondent! Dear readers, your favorite newspaper "The London Gazette" is with you once again. Our editorial office is monitoring the development of dramatic events in the heart of our kingdom and wishes everyone the best. Everyone remaining in London must exercise caution. Today
Kilo almost fell into the clutches of a furry beast. Fortunately, he noticed the presence of an alien near his house in time, took precautions, and survived.
Mortulus was invited to participate in one of UNIT's research projects and readily accepted the offer. But let our readers not think that the valiant soldiers limit themselves to scientific work alone – today they detained and interrogated
Evil Lizard. By morning, he was released due to a lack of weighty evidence for the accusation. However, before reaching home,
Evil Lizard was attacked and beaten in the dark by several suspicious individuals. Fortunately, passers-by called emergency services, and now
Evil Lizard is in the hospital, where he is out of danger. An anonymous source reports that around the same time
Ment suffered a similar attack in another part of the city and was also taken to the hospital. Who is behind this? Out-of-control aliens or ordinary criminals? "The London Gazette" is following the development of events!
In other news.
Larisa was spotted strolling in Central Park in the company of some suspicious Scotsman. The newspaper's editorial office hopes for a successful conclusion to this story. Witnesses also reported a strange locked telephone booth from which suspicious sounds were emanating. Later, a man emerged from the booth, whose identity could not be established.
Finally, we shall delight our readers with some pleasant news. This morning,
Rudyy was found lying in one of the districts. Apparently, he was plotting some criminal attack, but an unknown force turned this tin parody of a human into a heap of scrap metal. Residents of nearby houses recall hearing shots "like a laser from sci-fi," and some speak of a flash of light and a piercing metallic scream. It looked as if an iron had been pressed into the ground near the crime scene. During the investigation of the scene, a scrap of an old article about a French-British meeting in San Remo was found.
Our special correspondent Harold Chorley interviewed one of the brave women remaining in London. Her name is MyHighness.
- Tell me, are you here alone or do you have any friends or relatives?
- Yes, I have a few acquaintances.
- How do you feel about what is happening? All these fights, the violence—it must be very unpleasant to watch?
- You are right, what is going on is absolutely terrible; I don't even want to think about it.
- And a personal question. Do you like blonde hair?
- Yes, I feel that blonde hair suits many people and makes them more attractive.
In the city
- Olam Haval
- OUGHT
- Nayra Drake
- Mortulus
- Juss456
- Morning
- Gur
- Alexeagle
- Pobeditel
- Larisa
- MyHighness
- Kilo
- Al-Parazon
- Aniruddha
- RiMpel2
- 0xFF
- Arandor
In the hospital
- Ment
- Evil Lizard
In the morgue
- Rudyy
