Posts from Spring Festival

EVERYTHING EXCEPT MY STUFF IS TRASH, EVERYONE GETS ZERO POINTS.

I agree.

Is there life after March 8th?

No. Neither did he.

I knew it.
10. My favorite, because I guessed everyone there. - 3 points.
4. Another favorite of mine, because I couldn't guess anyone there - 3 points.
The rest goes to the beautiful eyes pictures numbers 2, 3 and 5, one point each.

3, 4, and 10 each receive 3 points from me.

And I'm voting in a predictable way.

Anna and Dimka couldn't find their companions for a long time, and moreover, they had no idea which way to go. They would have just stood there, but suddenly a Dragon-Cat landed next to them and led them to where the Silver Duelist, Morning Smith, and King Arandor were already gathered. Together, they quickly gathered the rest (for some reason, there was one more than there had been at the beginning, but no one paid attention to this) and headed back to the house. "This is the most wonderful adventure I've ever experienced," Anna cooed, holding Dimka's hand. "I think we should do it again sometime," replied the elf. "I'm glad you enjoyed it." "Enjoyed it? Are you kidding? It was amazing, and you're amazing!" The vampire hugged her companion around the neck and kissed him on the cheek. "I... I tried," Dimka smiled, hugging the girl back. King Arandor watched the scene with a broad smile. Suddenly, Anna turned her gaze away from Dimka and noticed a handsome, tall young man in a small crown, slowly riding towards them. When he reached the group, he jumped off his snow-white steed and addressed the vampire. "Oh, beautiful lady! Would you care to spend the evening with me?" "This... this is an honor... Of course, I would be delighted to ride with you!" Anna cast an uncertain glance at Dimka, then climbed onto the horse with the stranger, and they rode off in an unknown direction. The elf blinked in confusion, realizing what had happened. "It seems like she's been taken away from you. But don't panic!" Wooden Cop patted him on the shoulder. "We'll figure something out!" "Yeah, don't be upset, find yourself another, more... loyal one," said the Silver Duelist. "But I love her," Dimka said. "Listen," said Nera the Dragon, "did you see how handsome he was? What if we make Dimka just as handsome?" "That's possible," replied Sky. Send me... a male sex symbol. This isn't exactly a beauty contest, as they are usually held; you're not sending the guy you think is handsome, but the guy who, in your opinion, would appeal to or definitely appeal to 95% of normal girls. No underwear models (:smile04:), Johnny Depps, or other Lokis, etc. Porn is not needed, light erotica is okay. You have 48 hours, or until everyone sends their submissions. You can send Luke Skywalker and Jamie McCrimmon to butter up the host, but I wouldn't call them sex symbols who would appeal to 95% of normal girls.

1. Siverfale - Dragon-Cat, Nera Drake, Arandor - 4
2. Killer Instincts - Olam Havel, Sesame, Ment - 3
3. Arandor - Morning, Ment, WisTrit - 12
4. Ple-Sen - Arandor, Ment, Nera Drake - 11
5. Don't panic! - WisTrit, Nera Drake, Olam Havel - 2
6. Morning - Olam Havel, Ment, Ple-Sen - 1
7. Sesame - Nera Drake, Olam Havel, Morning - 2
8. Sky - Ment, Killer Instincts, Arandor - 5
9. Mortulus - Siverfale, Nera Drake, Olam Havel - 1
10. Dragon-Cat - Siverfale, Arandor, Morning - 13

The sky considers me a mighty celestial warrior:smile43:

Does Revan consider himself Asian and represent other Ukrainians as Asians?

The sky considers me a mighty celestial warrior :smile43:

No. I think you're just a little boy with a wooden sword. x)

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And why am I a helicopter?

And there you have it. Because a helicopter flies in the sky. In your case, they fly in your stomach instead of butterflies.

Not because I'm Asian, but because the Sky is the Sky. I will downvote anyone who, even indirectly, calls me a "lard-eater"!!1

They fly around in your stomach instead of butterflies.

Is that guy lighting his cigarette with a dragon-shaped lighter? What?

It’s like you managed to outargue WisTritt.