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Hello everyone! So, here's the story: I have three children – a son who is 13 years old, and two daughters, 10 and 2 years old!
That deserves respect :smile20:
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For example, when playing Heroes during a long turn, I know who takes a long time, it's like a habit. Go massage your wife's legs and back, etc., and while you're massaging her, it's perfectly acceptable to think about how you're going to deal with and punish :D your opponent!
That's exactly how it is; every other day, she asks for a back massage before bed :rolleyes:
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Be responsive, flexible, and wise, and you will have happiness and time for your favorite game!
This comes with age )

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Learn, damn it, from this father of many children:D
PS I still managed to get you to tell a story ;)
Yeah, good job.
Не шукайте краще, а шукайте своє. Адже краще не завжди стане твоїм, зате своє - завжди краще !
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As an alternative, you could bring your wife to a Heroes of Might and Magic session – the opinion that “all Heroes players are idiots” will likely change drastically)).
Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

Зима 2011-12.
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The main thing is not to miss the first day of the event or the morning of the second day, because there is a chance that this might be the last live Heroes tournament.

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There are always a few people for whom every day is like the first.
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Well, there was that notable case with papik in Odessa. His wife even made an official statement about the cultural shock (in a good way), about providing extra time for games, and generally... but yes, they didn't arrive on the first day)))))
Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

Зима 2011-12.
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As an option, you could bring your wife to a Heroes session – the opinion that "all Heroes players are idiots" will likely change drastically.
Haha, that made me smile +5! My wife says that a grown man plays like a little kid. I try to explain to her that they are all over 30, that this is a game for real men! And she says: They are all children! :D
Не шукайте краще, а шукайте своє. Адже краще не завжди стане твоїм, зате своє - завжди краще !
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By the way, a board game version of Heroes has been released, and they say it's based on the fifth installment. I'm planning to buy it and start playing with my wife; she actually enjoys board games.
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Much of what has been described above is familiar to me. The conclusion seems to me to be almost the only one. It is to stop playing fun games altogether (or very rarely, if possible) and try to play only tournament games in moderation (1-2 tournaments). And then, depending on the circumstances. If it doesn't work out, it's probably better to quit altogether; family is definitely more important than a favorite game. P.S. I am still surprised by the fact that Heroes 3 is the only game that is not so easy to give up. By the way, since my child was born, I have only played on unlimited turns (and even that is distracting), and I can't even imagine how it is possible to play on limited turns. On unlimited turns, I often help my wife while it's the opponent's turn, I play with my son, I peel beets for borscht, etc. But even so, my wife is not happy; Heroes and children are not compatible. And finally, to say it, I got my wife hooked on Heroes before my son was born, and she only played the campaigns, but now Heroes is a children's game, blah blah blah, it's time to stop playing them, etc. But I know why she says that; she says that because she hasn't played Heroes online. But really, think about it: if you take away the online aspect, I wouldn't need Heroes anymore, and I think I'm not the only one. In the end, we've found the culprit: it's the internet.


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No, Vitaly, a show is something you watch from the stands.
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Весна 2012.
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During the anime playthrough, I often help my wife, playing as a son, and I'll do some chores like peeling beets for borscht, or something else. But she's still not happy.
Bold +1. I only play with the SOD timer because it gives me the opportunity to take a break during battles and help my wife with the child, etc. I hope my opponents will forgive me. :D And I still hear constant complaints: "You're not doing anything!" Sometimes I want to say: "If I stop doing anything, maybe then you'll notice." :smile51:
Не шукайте краще, а шукайте своє. Адже краще не завжди стане твоїм, зате своє - завжди краще !
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bold +1 I only play with the SOD timer because it allows me to take breaks during battles and help my wife with the kids, etc. My opponents can forgive me for that. :D And yet, I still hear constant complaints: "You're not doing anything!" Sometimes I want to say: "Just wait until I stop doing anything, then you'll notice." :smile51:
Well, you'll also get bonuses if you can convince them that your time spent sitting in front of the computer is much more appealing to your partner than all sorts of bachelor parties, etc.
Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

Зима 2011-12.
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ha ha, that made me smile +5! My wife says that grown men are playing like little kids. I try to explain to her that they are all over 30, that this is a game for real men! And she says: They are all just kids! :D
Well, by the way, she became more tolerant when I told her that there are almost no kids here, that people who have achieved something are playing, and most importantly, that you need brains to play here).
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It's like the Oprah show here! :D
That's life, I just wanted to hear other people's opinions. I wanted to hear how others deal with something similar. I'll sign up for massage courses, as Variator suggested. ;)
Не шукайте краще, а шукайте своє. Адже краще не завжди стане твоїм, зате своє - завжди краще !
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So, here I am, playing poker, the little one is asleep, the older one is doing homework, my wife is in the kitchen, making a pie and pilaf. Guests will be arriving soon, and everyone is in their place. :D And by the way, I know how to cook and I enjoy it, and I often take over from her and cook, even while it's my opponent's turn!
Каждое поражение-навоз успеха!Герои как жизнь: непредсказуемы как городская маршрутка ,капризны как наши женщины,увлекательны как рыбалка в период нереста ,коварны и отвратительны если мышкой движет слюнявый читер! всё в них есть и это.......

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