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#153
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It wasn't me, it was Gordon.
And there's not even a chair left?
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#154
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-No. Nothing. Even my pillow is gone.
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#155
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“Well, I tried my best,” he said with a grin, and ran off to make connectors and a wooden chair.
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#156
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Along the way, he encountered a Saint and incinerated him.
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#157
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but he didn't burn it because it had 100000000000000000% fire resistance and 222222222222222222222% magic resistance.

Then he finished everything and created an entrance to the matrix...
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#158
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...and there was no one there. He got bored and left...
Маласса ждёт...
Маласса знает...
Маласса за всеми наблюдает...
#159
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rooms where he respawned, and then ... appeared in front of him.
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#160
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...and then the connection was lost. Looking down, he saw the system administrator eating a connector.
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#161
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...made from pears. Delicious...
Маласса ждёт...
Маласса знает...
Маласса за всеми наблюдает...
#162
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BUT THE METAL
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#163
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...it exploded, and everyone died.
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#164
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however, the lich-hamster was the chosen one (aka Neo) and survived, while the rest died!
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#165
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but out of boredom (because he was left alone), he electrocuted himself.
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#166
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which was made of down and didn't break.
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#167
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An electro-axe made of pillows? Nope, never heard of it.
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