Posts from Break it. Auto-translated

but I drag him, take the aforementioned portal cannon, and shoot him in the legs, then I drag him out and save him, and later I stab you with a sword with an attack of over 999999999999999999999999999999999.

I heal warrior777 and go to collect the remaining pieces of your scales; they will be useful...

...I load a nuclear grenade launcher and use it to kill you.
I saw a taxi driver in half with a chainsaw because I don't want to pay for the ride...

I'm reincarnating again and saving the poor taxi driver.

I'm living and enjoying life... (after reincarnation, I didn't drink or eat anything, I flew to a very deep bunker that can withstand a nuclear bomb explosion).

...decided that life is meaningless, death is better, and hanged himself.
I'm smashing glasses...

...head. A shard of glass pierces your forehead, and you die.
I'm playing Skyrim...

Alexeagle, you...

...it took too long, the computer couldn't handle it, and a nuclear explosion occurred.

I'm destroying a fly...

...a nuclear explosion. The fly survives, transforms into a huge predatory creature, and eats you.
I think...

...but there's nothing to think about, because all the brains leaked out when you hit your head on a shard of glass.
I'm calling...

...to the police, because all your money was stolen.
I am causing a disturbance...

You are banned until 12/31/999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. Reason: inappropriate behavior.

Banning Alex for inappropriate behavior...

and he just banned you!

I'm killing the repeatedly reincarnating Sanctuary creature again, using the Blade of Armageddon in my right hand and the Ice Blade in my left (those who played Heroes 3 will understand).

...and I remove my magical defense and cast an impenetrable celestial shield on myself. The only problem is that I'm now a little bit blinded by the magic of light...
I'm going blind from the magic of light...

Quite successful.
I'm eating my spilled brains...

and after they digest, they come out... uh... lower down, near the lower back.
I'm successfully going blind from the magic of light...

...and it turns out to be dark magic.

I transform light into darkness...