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#3484
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...in a puddle.
I'm logging off...
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#3485
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...Suddenly, you remember an unfinished task that has a deadline in 30 minutes, and you need to complete it immediately.

Responds in the thread Обломай-ка @ 10:48...
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#3486
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...and a nuclear explosion sends it to the Sun, where it burns xD
I'm looking at the rain (which is already annoying me with its predictability!)...
Маласса ждёт...
Маласса знает...
Маласса за всеми наблюдает...
#3487
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...and suddenly, an assassin with a broken dagger approaches you from behind and kills you in your own castle while minotaurs, hunters, and others are sleeping in the back room.

I see the sky...
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#3488
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...and I'm reading geometry... and because there's a test on Monday.
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#3489
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..But it's hard to understand what's written there because you're in 0th grade.

Multiplying 2 by 2...
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#3490
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and you get a result of five when others get four

I'm making a portal gun.
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#3491
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...but due to a technical error, you receive a shock to the heart.

I'm healing a resurrected creature that suffered from a shock to the heart...
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#3492
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and I revive, finish the portal gun, and to avoid paying the debt by saving your life, I open a portal on the moon, right under your feet. So, you're there, and I'm here. Everyone is happy.

After finishing the portal gun, I clean up a copy of Wrrior777.
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#3493
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revived
and I come back to life, finishing the portal gun, and to avoid paying the debt by saving your life, I open a portal on the moon, right under your feet. So, you're there, and I'm here. Everyone is happy.

After finishing the portal gun, I polish a copy of Wrrior777.
He gets out of control and presents you to me on a platter (along with the minotaurs and falconers).
I eat the revived one...
Маласса ждёт...
Маласса знает...
Маласса за всеми наблюдает...
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#3494
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...and you knock out all your teeth on its spectral shell.

I cast an enhanced earth shock on the Sanctum with over 90000 magic.
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#3495
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Warrior777
...and you knock out all his teeth on his ghostly shell.

I cast an enhanced earth shock on the Sanctum with over 90000 magic.
And I'm a dragon. I don't care.
I'm playing Heroes 7 and eating the resurrected...
Маласса ждёт...
Маласса знает...
Маласса за всеми наблюдает...
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#3496
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...and a nuclear explosion occurs due to an overload of emotions.
I break through Sar-Iss's defense with my staff in the Sanctuary...
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#3498
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...you cast a meteor shower, the Sanctuary shatters into pieces, its fang flies into your gaping, astonished mouth, gets stuck in your throat, and you die in terrible agony.
I cast a curse on myself...
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#3499
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Alexeagle
...you cast a meteor shower, the Sanctuary shatters into pieces, its fang flies into your gaping, astonished mouth, gets stuck in your throat, and you die in terrible agony.
I cast a curse on myself...
...I reincarnate and eat you, so that good doesn't go to waste
I breathe fire on the corpse of warrior777...
Маласса ждёт...
Маласса знает...
Маласса за всеми наблюдает...