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Remember those comedies about pregnant men? Well, something similar happened in Kazakhstan, but the protagonist is definitely not in a laughing mood:
Doctors will pay only $330 for the "pregnant" boy
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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Parody of the Axe commercial - Clean Your Balls (Kurazh-Bambei version)
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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This is what a proper forum should look like!
There's too much – remove at least half of it, and it will be fine :D
Техника в руках индейца мертва.
Справочник по НоММ-4 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-heroes-iv.html
Памятка по НоММ-3 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii.html
и HotA http://handbookhmm.ru/vyishla-obnovlennaya-pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii-hota.html
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There was a similar site before: Internet Exploder - unfortunately, it ceased to exist a long time ago.:smile16: But Exploder was more original, and here it's just a mechanical insertion of profanity, and that's it.
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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Marmot
There was a similar site before: Internet Exploder - unfortunately, it ceased to exist a long time ago.:smile16: But Exploder was more original, and here it's just a mechanical insertion of profanity, and that's it.

And never mind.
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I wonder what they are guarding?
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It could be a GO :D
Сейчас балуюсь этим https://vcmi.eu/download/
За то что нейтралы не бегают за единичкой, для меня это уже стоит того
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no... this is a typical example of a sexual minority.
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A Jew and a bartender started Jebus Cross, and a bear is refereeing them. The Jew opened a Griffin Conservatory three, and says:
- 30.
The bear replies:
- Then here's another 5.
- Got it. It's fine now.
And the bartender tried on a hat and says:
- And it fits me just right!
The Jew replies:
- And for me it's like two.
- Plus two or minus two?
- Plus two!
- Interesting.
At that moment, the Jew's mother calls and says:
- I found a hive at home, and it's not a snake one.
- What kind then?
- A honey one.
- I see.
On the second week, the bartender broke through the ГО and says to the Jew:
- If you were my ГО, I would be your трежа.
The Jew replies:
- And is that 30? Here's another 5.
- Thanks, no need. Though it's fine.
And the bear looked at this and went off to look for a snake hive.
The Jew and the bartender watched him go and said:
- I see.
Meanwhile, the Jew's mother was playing the piano and tapping her foot.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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Has the spring fever kicked in?
Лучше дорого молчать, чем дешево говорить.
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This is a spring smoke session, lol.
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I wonder what they are guarding?
Well, there's probably some relic hidden near the volcano's smoke! ;) Many map creators do this.
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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It seems they learned it from GSC.

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