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I still have two more drawings left. Well, there are more, but I need to find them. But the sad bear and the kitten are still the most epic.

You're terrible. Children's drawings are the coolest.

There weren't actually that many drawings there; there were more stupid notes that I would find funny to read.

As a child, I was constantly inventing things, mostly board games. Or I would improve the rules of existing ones. I didn't realize that I was taking them to the extreme, haha.

For example, once I wanted to come up with extended chess. Like, on the game board, there's a CASTLE, or rather, TWO CASTLES, one for each player, and it's a three-dimensional model where you can move between floors (up and down), and I came up with some gameplay for it, but I don't remember what it was. I also added BASES to the MAP (what I turned the chessboard into) where figures on one side cannot attack figures on the other.

I also had a major (haha) project to create super-duper rules for the wargame Battle Fantasy. Even the latest edition of the rules wasn't entirely playable (too much nerdy stuff that's easier to ignore), so I almost introduced an RPG system. No, not almost, I was going to implement it. And there was progression for each warrior in the squad. I didn't care at all that these rules were completely unplayable because one turn would take a whole day of real time, considering all the fair calculations. If I had programmed this and made a computer game, then it would be great. But I can't guarantee the balance, haha, and they're still stupid rules.

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The most epic ones are the heads. And the cat, yes

At what age was that? х)
I haven't noticed anything like that in myself.
Well, I remember inventing my own language, and it had some kind of epic alphabet that I myself could barely understand. And I made everyone write to me in it. Tra-la-la, what an idiot I was...)

It was quite late for such nonsense, haha.
Hmm, I can't remember exactly right now. Different ideas at different ages.

Language! Language. Languages!
I'd walk around the house and talk with my lips pursed and cheeks puffed out. "Ooo! Yoo pfudumol dootsky yizik!", and I'd spend the whole day puffing my cheeks.
I had about ten of these "languages" based solely on the way sounds were produced, but unfortunately, I only remember the "dootsky" one. I don't remember what the others were like at all, and I can't even imagine it.

But I also invented a more sensible language! And I called it Danish. At the time, I didn't know that a language with that name actually existed, and I just made up the word.
I invented an alphabet (it had about forty characters), and sounds that don't exist in any language. Some of them were just stupid – for example, a growl, haha. Apparently, my ancestors spoke with these sounds. The ancestors who lived thirty thousand years ago, haha.
I also really liked a certain sound at the time, made by sticking your tongue out of your mouth, similar to "uyel" or something. The first letter of the alphabet – a spiral – represented this sound.
And the first phrase I said in this language (after which I started inventing it) was "[uyel]an yan tu, ende berak," which translates to "I have a plunger, and it's big" :D
Once, I took a small orthographic dictionary-booklet (I was just lucky that I didn't know about the Ozhegov dictionary in the apartment at the time) and started writing down all the words in a notebook and writing their translations.
Of course, I didn't get past "ab~" and didn't memorize anything.

And in general, I didn't finish any of those numerous "projects" (there were really a lot of them, maybe up to a hundred) that I started doing as a child

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You heard the word "Danish," but you forgot it. The brain takes in absolutely all information, but extracting it is much more difficult. That's why a person is surprised when something "new" pops into their head, but it's not new at all.
The same goes for dreams. You can see images that you seemingly have never seen before. But in reality, you have seen them.

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I want to sleep.
Look, Nyamnyashik is shaving coolly.

I was also obsessed with Lego. But I only had Bionicles (though in huge quantities for that time), and I was obsessed with the entire series and desperately wanted to get, for example, sets with some rescuer whose name I don't remember. I think it was Jack, or Joe, or something else. So, out of frustration, I started making a Lego rescuer out of PAPER. And for some reason, not out of cardboard, but out of paper. I drew the Lego rescuer as he should look in his Lego form – all angular, with detachable legs – and cut it out of paper. And then I don't know what I did.
It's funny that I didn't finish something there either, haha.

I also often got angry and frustrated when something didn't work out for me. For example, when I tried to measure something accurately (I look at the ruler on the left – everything is even, on the right – oh my god, the mark on the ruler is much further to the right than the mark on the paper, aaaargh, rage, aggression, I won't do this project anymore), or when I tried to cut something out. Or anything else.
Good lord, I wasted so much time on such nonsense as a child. I should have been reading textbooks.

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You heard the word "Danish," but you forgot it. The brain takes in absolutely all information, but extracting it is much more difficult.

maybe.

Nyamnyashik is no longer cute! That's it. Boo!

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I also want to sleep. I should have been asleep 78 minutes ago. But yesterday (today) I went to bed four hours late because my sister and her friends were celebrating at night, I turned off the alarm, woke up at nine, and now I don't want to sleep.
That's how easily you can mess up your sleep schedule.
It's okay. I'll go to bed in an hour and wake up at six, and I'll be back on track.

Imaris, stop making me laugh, lol.
We never had LEGOs. My dad and I used to build castles out of cardboard.

You at least managed to put something together! That's awesome.
As for me, I only helped my sister with something.

Everything always works out great with my dad. What about you?

for example, gifts for parents. Once, she made some kind of thing, I don't remember what, with a Santa Claus inside, and instead of snow, there was sugar. And I helped! I went to the kitchen to get the sugar. And in general, when I made gifts, they were so incredibly silly. Back then, I didn't understand, but now I'm almost ashamed. For example, I once made cardboard scissors for my dad. Why?) And in general, I made all the gifts by hand back then. They say that this is supposed to be more heartfelt, but where is the heart in cardboard scissors?

I'm going to head out now. Tomorrow I'll finish showing all the drawings.

My dad and I used to build ships, an airplane, and other things.

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I want someone to give me cardboard scissors.

Uuuuu! I'm bored (
I guess I'll have to go to bed and suffer from insomnia there. You're cruel.

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I felt so uncomfortable. Well, even then, it was embarrassing.
Because I have an unimaginably poor imagination when it comes to gifts. I never know what to give to whom, what they need, what would be appropriate. Just, completely. That's why I don't like giving gifts (especially giving them, because it's unpleasant to give some useless thing).
Well, and so, I gave everyone something for New Year's, something more or less reasonable, and I give my dad scissors. He didn't seem very happy about it, he forced a smile, of course, but my lame and sickly horse also had no lips, it's impossible not to look at his teeth. Dad looked at the scissors, put them in the storage room, and never took them out again. And I felt even more depressed about it.

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I can draw cardboard scissors for you later, Х)

go to bed and suffer from insomnia there

Turn on the TV. You'll fall asleep quickly.