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While playing the map "Darkness Attacks," I saw this: after visiting a sufficient number of obelisks, the Necromancer enemies figured out where the Grail was located and started digging in that area. But for some reason, the AI kind of "stumbled" in this case and dug clearly away from the correct spot. As a result – 13 (thirteen!) holes, but all were useless! When I arrived there, I understood where to dig, but I simply didn't have time: victory came just before.
Question (more like rhetorical): have you ever encountered such an "inconsistent" AI? Because as far as I remember, whenever the AI learns (approximately) the location of the Grail, it digs it up!

This situation is not uncommon. Apparently, he knows the location but doesn't see the crosshair, so he digs wherever he can.

Following up on the Round Table discussion.



Maybe we should create some kind of price list too?

Okay.
Forum tour - 100 rubles.
Playing Heroes of Might and Magic - 500 rubles.
Photo with Arandor for a souvenir - 10,000 rubles.

Oelm attentively listens to a forum user's opinion on how the game Heroes 3 is actually structured — 100,000 rubles.

Yeah.
Forum tour - 100 rubles.
Playing Heroes - 500 rubles.
Photo with Arandor for a souvenir - 10,000 rubles.

Oelm respectfully listens to a forum user's opinion on how the Heroes 3 game is actually structured - 100,000 rubles.

Winning against Marretti on a Jebus map is priceless; for everything else, there's Mastercard.

Laughter aside, Samurai has long been offering his services for playing Heroes in the chat, and he even found some willing participants)))

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"09/24/2012 15:34 Yegor Korobeynikov in the chat? what kind of services?)))"

Want to play with him - pay up. He doesn't play for free with noobs)) It's strange that Dubrovin considered himself a noob. At the same time, you can ask Pasha how much an hour of playing with Samurai costs:D

Find out Wlk777's address - $1,000
Find out the address of the "bayana" - $2,000

Laughter aside, Samurai has long been offering his services for playing Heroes for a fee in the chat)) And there were even those who wanted it)))

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"09/24/2012 15:34 Egor Korobeynikov in the chat? what services?)))"

Want to play with him - pay. He doesn't play for free with noobs)) It's strange that Dubrovin considered himself a noob. At the same time, you can ask Pasha how much an hour of playing with Samurai costs:D

No, Rom... I didn't play FOR money, but WITH money against him..., and I offered Trans money myself because I thought I could conjure up a victory... but I didn't... I sent 300 rubles))

Ready to take on the role of chief accountant:smile02:

A samurai with Jewish roots, though:eek:

No, Rom... I wasn't playing *for* money, but *with* money against him..., and I offered to pay him for the stream because I thought I could conjure up a victory... I didn't manage to... I sent him 300 rubles.

I read this and am amazed at how people distort things to suit their needs!
1) I didn't want to play with Dubrovin when he persistently suggested it. He motivated me, we haggled a bit, and decided: if I win at least one of the two games, he'll pay me 500 rubles. If I lose both, I don't pay anything. I agreed, I won, and Pavel paid me.
By the way, later I really wanted to play with him, so much so that I offered to return his 500 rubles if he would play with me and could win. Dubrovin refused.
2) I simply don't have time to play with beginners and noobs – I'm a busy person, I play solely for enjoyment. Since I'm in the top half of the WLT chat ranking, I often hear things like, "Hey, let's play, I'll crush you, I know everything about Heroes, and no one has ever beaten me and never will." To avoid wasting my time (because I know most of the strong players and I'm willing to play with them for free, but it's not very interesting to play against noobs and lose quickly), I came up with a deterrent: pay me for the game. The system works, even if the opponent is sarcastic, like some people here. If someone doesn't understand that I'm not asking for money to get rich, that's their problem.
By the way, everyone refuses to pay, but one player, zevsik, was willing to transfer the money. He was modest, didn't shout that he was a "mega pro," but simply wanted to play with an experienced player, so I couldn't take money from him for the game. But Sticky Fingalz immediately picked up on this player, took 100 bucks from him, and finally played with him. If anyone wants to accuse me of greed, it's better to address Sticky!
3) It's almost the same with streams. I often simply don't feel like streaming, I don't know why, I just don't want to. Dubrovin really wanted to see how I play, and considering our competitive games on Jebus, I didn't want to show him my playing style. The same deterrent – I suggested he pay for his strong desire. He agreed. We agreed on 300 rubles, and that he could give my stream to whoever he wanted.
By the way, I'm currently streaming a tournament game against Yavdet. It's free, and Dubrovin and others are watching without any problems.
P.S. In general, I think the idea of making any Heroes streams paid is a good one, but most people won't accept it for a number of reasons. First, people (streamers) are afraid of appearing to be "money-grabbers" (wlk777) – I think the Heroes community just isn't ready for such a change. Second, it's difficult to make an instant payment while sitting at a computer. Not everyone has a WebMoney or PayPal account.

But this player was immediately picked up by Sticky Fingalz.

Aren't Sticky and Zevsik the same player?:D He played against himself and transferred the money to himself.

and what a (censored) samurai you are, what a lousy errand boy.

Aren't Stick and Zevsik the same player?:D He played against himself and transferred the money to himself))

Haha, an interesting turn of events :D