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Night;53517
"Good idea. But where will we wait for night? And, by the way, I'm sure the elves have secret passages, and finding them won't be difficult. So, should we look for them or just hang out until evening?"

- "First, let's have a drink, and then we'll go explore those passages, whoever might be there!" - Saruman winked at the elf...
Сила Тьмы - в бессилии света.
Нет невежества - есть Знание
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Darth Saruman;53540
- "First, let's have a drink, and then we'll head into the dungeons, whoever is waiting for us!" - Saruman winked at the elf...
The elf smirked... "I suspect there will be quite a commotion in the capital today:D - let's go, and we'll leave Smoka for them; let them sort it out themselves:)" "We'll meet at the tavern exactly at midnight." - the assassin addressed the necromancer.
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Night;53541
The Elf smirked... "I suspect there will be quite a commotion in the capital today:D" - let's go, and we'll leave Smoka for them to deal with:)

Leaving his companions behind, Saruman and Knight headed to the tavern. As soon as they entered, they immediately felt its cheerful atmosphere... Knight and I approached the bartender, and I said, "Fresh beer for me and my companion!", to which the bartender replied...
Сила Тьмы - в бессилии света.
Нет невежества - есть Знание
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Okay, fine. Smoka is staying with us. What are we going to do with him? I don't want to leave him. He doesn't want to go to the elves. And I can't just leave him alone.
He's got a hundred dragons in his spleen, what are we going to do? We need to get to the city, and a barbarian would be useful. Oh, I have an idea! (summons two skeletons). You will guard this barbarian. Smoka, if anything happens, I know how to use the amulet.
Adelaide, let's go to the city, we have things to do!
Мы спасемся? Я не знаю. Верьте...
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And who are you, esteemed traveler??? And isn't this fellow next to you a representative of the most despicable Dark Elves???
A crowd of ORCS bursts into the tavern, shouting "T-tavern, BEER!" and sits down at a table, starting to sing a song in ancient Orcish... Would you like to listen to the lyrics???




"Мы не герои. Мы сильны. Мы упрямы. Мы стараемся соблюдать условия контракта. Но мы не умираем за проигравших." Костоправ


"Мы не поклонники честной игры, если ее можно избежать. Девиз Отряда – максимальная эффективность при минимальном риске." Костоправ
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- What would you prefer? Unfortunately, we don't have Karahad, but we have Rilon, Varyan, and Tarva for those who like something "stronger." - turns to the waitress. - Yienel, bring some beer for our foreign guests (orcs). - turns back to you. - So, what will you order?

OFF-GAME: Teng, don't be so prejudiced. Imagine if you were sent away from an American bar just because you were a representative of the "lesser people" from Russia.
Бог есть любовь
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Tengro;53190
Erik, the dwarf, looked at you and said: "Well... the payment is a second life and 1000 gold, do we have a deal?"
-I agree! What should I do?
Убей в себе государство...
Е.Летов царство ему небесное...

Ибо во многой мудрости много печали,умножающий познание умножает скобь...
Царь Соломон
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Tengro;53546
And who are you, esteemed traveler??? And isn't this fellow next to you a representative of the most despicable Dark Elves???
Suddenly, a crowd of ORCS bursts into the tavern, shouting "T-tavern, BEER!" and sits down at a table, starting to sing a song in ancient Orcish... Will you listen to the lyrics of the song???
"What are you talking about, tavern keeper, what Dark Elves?" - with these words, the Knight threw 10 silver coins onto the table for the tavern keeper. Suddenly, the orcs started singing ("where did these orcs come from:confused:" - the thought plagued the Knight again):). I wonder what they are singing?...
"So... do you happen to have any Elven wine?"
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Ta Kotoraya...;53234
So, Magnus and Joe, you and your amazing elephant :D :D :D have reached the capital - but you are simply not allowed in! The situation is tense, and your elephant is already suspicious. In general, a well-fortified garrison has blocked your way (note - the garrison has magic resistance - after all, this is the CAPITAL;) ). So, what are your actions?
Dear elves. I sincerely hope that, being great inhabitants of such a wonderful country, you will allow us mages into your wonderful haven of nature, Cyris Tallu. Please, let us pass.
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Almaren and Adelaide entered the city without any particular problems. The guards looked at the ghosts with curiosity, but Almaren's explanations satisfied them. Once inside the city, Almaren looked around. Yes, it was a bustling city, especially if it was the capital. Who should he ask? Almaren quickly grabbed a boy running by. "Hey, kid, want to earn a silver coin?"
Мы спасемся? Я не знаю. Верьте...
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Night;53552
"The Orcs started singing ("where did these Orcs come from:confused:" - the thought kept bothering Knight):) . I wonder what they're singing?...
"So... is there any Elven wine by any chance?"
- Please, have a seat, everything will be brought to you shortly. Laya! Bring drinks for these two travelers!
Бог есть любовь
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I sat down... So I'm sitting... Just sitting... It's already past noon...
Then I hear a noise in the bushes...
*The effect of the poison decreases, the fly agaric takes effect, I go berserk with minor glitches*
I instantly grab my axe and prepare for battle...
Suddenly, something emerges from the bushes...
Ничего нет только у мёртвого - у живого есть хотя бы жизнь...
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#1179
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Magnus.
- Go ahead.

Almaren
- Let me go, mister, I need to get to my mom!
Бог есть любовь
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I said goodbye to the dwarf, left the tavern, and headed towards the nearest elven lands."Where is he going to get the money to pay me? Oh, never mind, I memorized his face. If he doesn't pay, he'll end up as shish kebab. Alright, let's go..."-thought Eric.
Убей в себе государство...
Е.Летов царство ему небесное...

Ибо во многой мудрости много печали,умножающий познание умножает скобь...
Царь Соломон
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#1181
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Smoke.
...A greenish-silver amoeba speaks.

- Duisl-az-oymn.
Бог есть любовь

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