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Domestic researchers of the history of sports journalism discovered a valuable document in the restroom of the "Sport-Excess" newspaper – a notebook. Unfortunately, it was not possible to accurately determine the author of this most intriguing work. On the cover, in illegible handwriting, it says: Ig.. (splattered) ..ь Rab..(stained)..r. Some pages are irrevocably lost, which is not surprising, given the location where it was found.
And yet, we can present to the inquisitive reader some excerpts from this most interesting source.
"July 2009. Don't forget to demand 52 rubles from Genusov for a set of underwear on the Moscow-St. Petersburg train and two glasses of tea. Three times."
"September 2009. Unbelievable! People are really buying it. The publishing house sent a contract for the third edition of "How to Kill Sp."
"While it's working, we need to take advantage of it. URGENTLY (preferably before Monday) write books:
1. How the good times were approaching. (About Guus Hiddink re-signing his contract).
2. How the bruise swelled. (About the dramatic story of the struggle for leadership in Zenit during the 2006-2007 off-season between the legionnaires and local players).
3. How the bruise got drunk. (About the creative rethinking of the ways of developing Russian football by the Great coach of the Great national team in 2005-2009).
4. How the cognac returned. (Continuation of point 3. About the torments of creativity in the process).
5. How the blunder was made. Part 1 (About the training of young forwards in Far Eastern teams).
6. How the blunder was made. Part 2 (About the contribution of the Great player of the Great national team to the development of Kazakh football and the creative replacement of bromantane with local folk remedies).
7. How the blunder was defended. (About the tragic story of the Great coach of the Great national team saving a school of aquarium fish from being caught with a jig).
8. How a reveler was raised. (About the decisive, but short-lived actions of D. Advocaat to strengthen Zenit's youth team).
9. How a vagrant got by. (About saving a Siberian team from financial ruin. The true story of the acquisition of a Belarusian forward for Zenit).
10. How a shortage was looming. (A story about the formation of the budget of a team from Samara).
11. How chaos was created. (A study of the best practices of EGM).
12. How everything went wrong. (Minutes of KDK meetings).
13. How to get away with it at the last moment. (About Sarsania's transfer from Khimki to Dynamo).
14. How a maniac mocked. (A detailed analysis of the refereeing in the Moscow-Krylya Sovetov match).
Trilogy:
15. How the hopak failed. (About the failed appointment of Grozny as the coach of Shakhtar).
16. How the Krakowiak didn't work out. (About the failed appointment of Grozny as the coach of Wisła).
17. How the fat man wriggled. (About national Chechen dances).
And finally:
18. How to drive away nonsense. (A brief description of the complete collection of works of the Great fan of the Great national team and the Greatest journalist of all time, Ig. Rab-ra).
Tuesday, October 20, 2009 12:46:10
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