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#349
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The One Who...;49979
What can you do! Besides, my strength is depleted – magic doesn't come easily to me either!!!
And voilà – before we know it, we find ourselves sitting at a luxurious table, laden with the finest dwarven delicacies....
Only Howmi seems unhappy... I think his vampiric nature is making itself felt – he's not in the mood for food!
But I see that, trying to quench his thirst, he's pouring more and more mugs into himself... But, of course, without any effect! The dwarves' faces show increasing astonishment... And I'm starting to worry about him...;)
The dwarf who greeted you at the gate approached Howmi and said that he had never seen anyone in this world drink so much beer without getting drunk!
Dwarf Berserker:
- Well, "Beer King," it seems someone has finally appeared who can drink more than you.
The dwarves burst into laughter... The dwarf who greeted you, whose name was Torim, grinned and growled.
- I challenge you to a drinking contest, stranger! What do you say? No one can beat Torim in the art of drinking!
King of the Dwarves.
- I would like to see that! By Royal Decree, I declare tomorrow a beer festival! The winner receives 10 gold, any weapon found in the dwarves' storeroom, and a barrel of first-class beer! Let's have some fun!
What will you do, Howmi? Will you participate in the festival?
Supreme
Shadow Master - Clan Leader

Стань лучше и сам пойми, кто ты, прежде чем встретишь нового человека и будешь надеятся, что он тебя поймет. (с)

Элистион - 3-е место в Расовом Вопросе!
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#350
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†Smok†;49977
Just as the dwarf was about to shout again, I hit him hard on the head, and he passed out for a moment... There's a forest nearby, let's run there... A bunch of drunk, stocky dwarves stumbled past us, heading somewhere over the hill... Now, the demons will take care of them...
"Adelaide, cast a spell to burn them all..."
Well, you said I can do anything I want with you...
After rummaging through the dwarf's bag, I find a small knife and shave off his beard... He'll wake up and tell everything himself...
I raise my staff to the sky and cast the "fireball" spell on the group of dwarves. Fortunately, they are all walking side by side, and I managed to take out the entire dwarven company with one spell.
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"Tell us where the <<Tear of Mayas>> is... then our sorceress will cast a spell to give you your beard back..." - I decided to trick the dwarf...
The dwarf was still a little drunk and believed me...
"The <<Tear of Mayas>>, according to rumors, is in the city of Thyr Murdale..."
Then I say to him:
"You have earned a reward...", I snap the dwarf's neck and throw his limp body to the ground...
Ничего нет только у мёртвого - у живого есть хотя бы жизнь...
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#352
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The problem is, Adelaide, you set up the ambush, but you didn't kill them, and now they've noticed you... What should I do? (The spell limit for today is almost exhausted – only 1 spell remains).




"Мы не герои. Мы сильны. Мы упрямы. Мы стараемся соблюдать условия контракта. Но мы не умираем за проигравших." Костоправ


"Мы не поклонники честной игры, если ее можно избежать. Девиз Отряда – максимальная эффективность при минимальном риске." Костоправ
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All the dwarves were drunk and fell backward in fear... they probably thought the end of the world had begun...
I run up and chop off one's head...
The remaining four come to their senses, get up, and prepare to fight...
Knight, Ada, take action...
Ничего нет только у мёртвого - у живого есть хотя бы жизнь...
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I decide it was a mistake not to use magic earlier, and finish off the dwarves with the bone-tipped end of my staff, crushing a few with my boots...
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#355
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There are 3 Trolls left... One of them (the one standing higher) hits Smoke on the head with a club (-10 HP, stunned for a turn), and the rest approach Knight and Adelaide (meanwhile, Saruman starts cursing from the bag they threw him into). What actions?




"Мы не герои. Мы сильны. Мы упрямы. Мы стараемся соблюдать условия контракта. Но мы не умираем за проигравших." Костоправ


"Мы не поклонники честной игры, если ее можно избежать. Девиз Отряда – максимальная эффективность при минимальном риске." Костоправ
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I release Saruman from the bag... but he keeps cursing...
I strike the ground with my staff and cast the "thorns" spell; several thorns emerge from the ground right where the dancers are standing, and two of them fall lifeless... only one wounded one remains...
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#357
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Damn... Here's the last one... Take them down quickly... He's standing right behind me... Head-chopper... The last dwarf falls...
Ничего нет только у мёртвого - у живого есть хотя бы жизнь...
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Ah... In the distance, I can hear the noise of a search party. What are they doing?




"Мы не герои. Мы сильны. Мы упрямы. Мы стараемся соблюдать условия контракта. Но мы не умираем за проигравших." Костоправ


"Мы не поклонники честной игры, если ее можно избежать. Девиз Отряда – максимальная эффективность при минимальном риске." Костоправ
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Artes;50039
The horde of undead moved towards us. There were many of them. The liches fired, but we hid behind the wall and were unharmed.
"Thank God," I whispered.

Archers, fire! And immediately, about 40 shots followed, which significantly reduced the amount of flesh on the battlefield.
Alliance of Lightлидер клана (список кланов на HW) :)

ФЛУДОВСКИЕ ССЫЛКИ! — сообщить о бесполезной теме/сообщении.
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Hearing the sound of the horn, I hurried to the wall surrounding the town. And I saw an army of the dead advancing for the assault. Among the skeletons and zombies were several undead horrors and liches, who fired, but seemed not to hit anyone. The crossbowmen on the walls answered immediately, riddling two liches with bolts and hitting several skeletons. The next volley from the crossbowmen destroyed one of the undead horrors.
And the skeletons were already climbing the low walls. The town's defenders were hacking away at the bone-creatures. A skeleton that climbed onto the wall beside me was hewn into three pieces. Its bones fell down with a dry clatter. I simply pushed a second one back, and it fell from the wall, shattering its own bones. But their place was immediately taken by three more skeletons; moreover, the living dead had also reached the wall. Focusing on the new enemies, I could no longer see what was happening at other sections of the wall. With a deft move, I cut down another skeleton, but then a lich that had climbed onto the wall fired at me. I managed to block with my shield, however, the blow was powerful and knocked me off the wall. I lost consciousness...
Твой дом там, где твоё сердце.
Все люди - братья, но в каждом из нас спит волк.
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#361
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"Let's hide behind those bushes for now and see how many of them are coming."
I looked at Saruman. "Smoke, put him back in the bag, he's an impulsive old man, he might do something... and he's probably already used to the bag."
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I say to Saruman:
"Sar, stay in the bag for a little longer, but be quiet..." - and I stuff him back into the bag.
"And if there are only a few of them, then let's take them out..."
We climb into the bushes and wait for the squad...
Ничего нет только у мёртвого - у живого есть хотя бы жизнь...
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A SOBER squad of berserkers (5-6 fighters) walks by... Luckily, they don't see you and pass almost right next to you... What should you do?




"Мы не герои. Мы сильны. Мы упрямы. Мы стараемся соблюдать условия контракта. Но мы не умираем за проигравших." Костоправ


"Мы не поклонники честной игры, если ее можно избежать. Девиз Отряда – максимальная эффективность при минимальном риске." Костоправ

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