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Dirty sexist!

no, I meant 12.

Now try to get out of this.

Yeah, check when I was born – in 1999!!! What 20? I’m not even 13!

You can always lie and set a different year.

I am clean. I took a shower this morning.

Take another shower.

but, but that's true! ((loud crying))

I'm already starting to miss the Black Lord.

Emilia Schweintheit Nature

What a purely elven surname.

What a purely elven surname.

Do you think they should have names like Alinoanieli? In Warcraft, there's an elf named Darkhan Drathir, which is a pretty "rough" name. And, it should be noted, he's not a "Dark Elf" (well, he did resurrect as a darkfallen later, but before that, he was a normal high elf). The problem is that the surname itself sounds strange and awkward.

It doesn't matter how it sounds. "Schwein" is German for "pig." Otherwise, everything is fine.

It was just the first thing that came to mind, so I wrote it down – Schweitenhait. It’s just a cool-sounding surname, and it’s very suitable for a female hero who conquers men.

For a woman who conquers male heroes, the surname is the most fitting – you’re absolutely right.

She also participates in the battle against the heroes – she is nature, and a hero should also represent her. Here she is, she killed the Terran Senate, then united two parts of the forest where elves lived, who couldn't calm down and were constantly fighting each other, and then she saved the Sacred Grove from Death – how can she not be considered a hero? Compared to her, Alexander did even less, although he has all the odds in his favor. However, the same goes for Conan and Sandro, if they both don't mess up).

On HeroesWorld, does everyone start by advertising their sick imagination?