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Returned to the pit.

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Fallout: Gates of Baldur 2

She gave me a few bucks for killing the slave traders, and then I blew up her still because another tavern owner asked me to. She asks me why I blew it up, and I told her I was paid to do it.

Typical Paladin - helps everyone and always tells the truth.

That's not the case; a paladin would help for free. Although, in this instance, he wouldn't be helping a bad guy. They help when a good deed needs to be done, not to harm anyone.

I watched a couple of episodes of "Panty and Stocking" (which our fans translated as "Truska, Chulko, and the Holy Garter"). Overall, although it's quite a bizarre and trashy show, it's quite fun to watch (the main thing is to get used to it and not turn it off at the beginning of the first episode). And, interestingly, the only thing that reminds you of the show's origin is the voice acting (something similar was also true for the manga "Sin Fest," which, by the way, I highly recommend reading). PiS (I'll call the series that) is more like another mind-blowing, trashy show from Nickelodeon (and Chuck's appearance is very reminiscent of GIR from Invader Zim, besides, both are crazy and, if GIR pretends to be a dog, then Chuck, it seems, actually is a dog), with the caveat that it has "non-childish" humor, of course.

In all versions of Hellfire that I played, the Bard was always available, but the Barbarian never was.

It should be. I had the disc (maybe even a licensed copy), and it had five characters right from the start.

What the heck. Assassin = Bard? You guys are crazy.

Here's a link to Wikipedia - Diablo, as you can see, the Bard (not Assassin, but Bard!), is a secret character, so it's the pirates, the pirates, and again the pirates. They simply announced the Bard and then cut him, so more people knew about him than about the unannounced Barbarian. Although, adding both of them wouldn't be a problem.

What's so overpowered about the Bard?

He attacks with two hands - monsters flinch and don't have time to attack.

That's not true, the Paladin would have helped for free. Although, in this case, he wouldn't help the bad guy. They help when a good deed needs to be done, not to harm someone.

Well, I'll say this: it depends on who's roleplaying and according to what rules. I remember one D&D 2 campaign (yes, it was a long time ago). So, there was a Paladin who was completely insane, a stupid, good-natured, overpowered conservative (and that's how most players portray Paladins). And this guy is walking down the road, and the local Lord of Evil and Darkness is running away from a crowd of angry people who are about to beat him up. The Lord, seeing the Paladin, puts on an innocent face and asks him to protect him, saying, "noble knight." The Paladin, seeing the injustice, one against a hundred and a half, plus he was asked to protect him, activates justice and mercy mode and cuts all the townspeople to pieces. The Lord thanks him, wants to reward him, but the Paladin refuses, saying that he acted according to his faith, protected the weak and innocent, and they parted ways. Half an hour later, the Paladin finds out that it was the Lord of Evil and Darkness, finds him, cuts him to pieces, and continues on his way, not even batting an eye! Because he protected the weak from the crowd, restoring justice, because 1 vs 150-200 is unfair, and secondly, he killed the Lord of Evil and Darkness. As a result, he's a GOOD GUY, he got experience, and he didn't receive any penalties. Game Over.

Well, these are just games, with numbers and all sorts of nonsense, but that wouldn't happen in real life.

I have my own ideas. In them, they are not

utterly insane, a stupidly good overpowered conservative

but quite normal and ideal, as they should be originally, as in the descriptions, without any distortions due to certain rules and players.

Ar, do you even have any idea who paladins are in real life and how they behaved? Officially, paladins are the knights of Charlemagne, and only they. And how did medieval knights behave? That’s right – like pigs. And even the best of them were not without sin. What more can I say, even the most famous literary paladins (I’m talking about the Knights of the Round Table) did all sorts of terrible things. So, let’s not talk about real life. It’s not the same as in fantasy.

What are you mixing fantasy with knights from history for? The name might be the same, but the essence is different, so there's no need for that.
And yes, I don't have any difficulty imagining it. A utopian ideal of a person.

And yes, let's not start a debate about elves vs. knights.

I'll go play Fallout for a bit; I still need to get married.

Omega, found it here.

Funny. It should be fixed, because it also mentions a bard.

And I also read somewhere about an assassin. Nothing was said about the bard, only about the assassin. I don't remember where I read it.

About the second Diablo, lol.

I don't know.

I restarted, but Qwip won't launch. What should I do? I've already reinstalled it.

Update or just wait, it will work on its own.