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Essentially, this is a very silly test. You'll never guess what the outcome will be...
http://aeterna.ru/test.php?link=tests:3619

So, you are none other than an Eldar.
You are a representative of one of the oldest races in the galaxy. Your mission is to reclaim the "place in the sun" that once belonged to you. You are extremely intelligent, and therefore possess the most advanced technology in the world, but the victim of your intelligence is your body; you are frail and weak, and without excellent firearms, you will quickly meet your end. The only good fighters are the females of your race, so GIRLS, YOU ARE OUR HOPE!

So, you are none other than an Eldar.

You are a representative of one of the oldest races in the galaxy. Your mission is to reclaim the "place in the sun of the universe" that once belonged to you. You are extremely intelligent, and therefore possess the most advanced technology in the world, but the price of your intelligence is your physical form; you are frail and weak, and without excellent firearms, you will quickly perish. The only good warriors are the females of your race, so GIRLS, YOU ARE OUR HOPE!

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I really liked the test :) I wonder if they only have the main races, or if they also have Necrons, Tau, and Imperials?

Thank you very much for the test! But it's written as Warhammer. :D

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And so, you are none other than a Chaos Space Marine. Chaos Space Marines are the complete opposite of Space Marines because you were once one of them before you switched to the "other team." You are cruel and merciless, you have turned to the dark side and are happy about it, and even though you have been utterly defeated, you still remain the greatest threat to the Imperium. Congratulations, I (the test creator) am completely devoted to Chaos and despise Space Marines, and I advise you to do the same. BLIN, HOW I FEEL. TRUTH:D

So, you're just an Orc.

If it were up to me, I would write an entire dissertation on your UNIQUE race. You are the most uninhibited creature in the universe; there are many of you, and you are strong. You obey and respect only strength! Even clan leaders are chosen not for their intelligence, but for the size of their muscles. I quote, "I'M DA BIGGEST, I'M DA BOSS!" As you can see, your grammar is lacking, but that doesn't stop your huge green body from rushing into battle with cries of WAAAAAAAARGH! You live for war, booze, and nicotine. Respect. DA FUCHUR IZ GRIN!!!

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ыыыыыы(((((((I wanted to be a Dwarf

So, you are nothing more than a Space Marine
Brother Space Marine! When you walk, you clink because you are full of metal, as is everything inside you. But for your Emperor, you can tear anyone apart like a dog tears a rag! But there is one big drawback: everything you know about women ends with the fact that they are also people and they need to be killed if they have turned to heresy.

Yes!!! Yes!! I knew it!!!! Even though I have a big, green, stupid, and strong ORK as my avatar, I prefer Space Marines in Warhammer... It's just more epic, somehow....

So, you are nothing more than a Space Marine.

Brother Space Marine! When you walk, you clink because, as with you, you are full of metal. But for your Emperor, you will tear anyone apart like a dog tears a rag! But there is one big drawback: everything you know about women ends with the fact that they are also people and they need to be killed if they turn to heresy.

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Yeah... :)

So, you are nothing more than a Space Marine.

Brother Space Marine! When you walk, you clink and clatter because, as with you, there's a lot of metal on you. But for your Emperor, you can tear anyone apart like a rag doll! But there is one big drawback: everything you know about women ends with the fact that they are also people and they need to be killed if they turn to heresy.

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So, you are nothing more than a Chaos Space Marine.

Chaos Space Marines are the complete opposite of Space Marines, because you used to be one of them before you switched to the "other side." You are cruel and merciless; you have turned to the dark side and are happy about it. Even though you have been utterly defeated, you still remain the greatest threat to the Imperium. Congratulations, I (the test author) am completely devoted to Chaos and despise Space Marines, and I advise you to do the same.

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One of the 3 most awesome races; the other two are Necrons and Dark Eldar (hopefully they will be introduced in the expansion pack or the second part), although Tyranids are also pretty cool

So, you are nothing more than an Eldar.

You are a representative of one of the oldest races in the galaxy. Your mission is to reclaim the "place in the sun" that once belonged to you. You are extremely intelligent, and therefore possess the most advanced technology in the world, but the price of your intelligence is your physical form; you are frail and weak, and without excellent firearms, you will quickly perish. The only good warriors are the females of your race, so GIRLS, YOU ARE OUR HOPE!

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Well, if we're being completely honest, then:

So, you are nothing more than a Tau.

The Tau are a race that evolved from a frog into a sentient being in a short period of time. You are the laughingstock of the entire universe, as you are hippies and followers of "Peace throughout the world." Although you are against violence, you can put up a fight, and a good one at that, and, by the way, your plasma doesn't overheat.

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So, you are nothing more than a Chaos Space Marine.

Chaos Space Marines are the complete opposite of Space Marines, because you used to be one of them before you switched to the "other team." You are cruel and merciless, you have turned to the dark side and are happy about it. Even though you have been utterly defeated, you still remain the greatest threat to the Imperium. Congratulations, I (the test creator) am completely devoted to Chaos and despise Space Marines, and I advise you to do the same.

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So, you are nothing more than a Tyranid.

Have you ever watched the movie "Starship Troopers"? Well, you are those bugs, the principle is the same: you are thrown into battle, and you tear everyone apart who doesn't have six legs. There are many of you, and that is your strength, but you cannot drink beer due to your physiology.

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So, you are nothing more than a Tau.

The Tau are a race that evolved rapidly from a frog into a sentient being. You are the laughingstock of the entire universe because you are hippies, followers of "Peace on Earth." Although you are against violence, you can fight back, and quite effectively, and note that your plasma doesn't overheat.

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So, you are nothing more than a Tau.

The Tau are a race that evolved rapidly from a frog into a sentient being. You are the laughingstock of the entire universe because you are hippies, followers of "Peace on Earth." Although you are against violence, you can fight back, and quite effectively, and note that your plasma doesn't overheat.

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