Funny and amusing situations... Auto-translated

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Today, in the WTS chat:

[19:00:06] InDustReaL> let's go
[19:00:07] InDustReaL> play with me
[19:00:15] Pirat-072> InDustReaL, what are the rules?
[19:00:38] InDustReaL> m
[19:00:48] InDustReaL> I don't know what the rules are
[19:00:51] InDustReaL> we're playing on the cross map
[19:00:53] InDustReaL> that's it
[19:00:59] Pirat-072> a couple of questions right away, Doroghy? bank, experience? template?
[19:00:59] InDustReaL> and not a very big map
[19:01:27] InDustReaL> I'm just a newbie here, I don't really know much
[19:01:30] InDustReaL> about Doroghy)
[19:01:48] Pirat-072> how long do you take for your turn?
[19:01:56] InDustReaL> let's play Jebus Cross
[19:02:02] Pirat-072> I haven't played yet
[19:02:07] Pirat-072> on this template
[19:02:07] InDustReaL> and the time limit is 2 minutes
[19:02:22] InDustReaL> because yesterday I played with a guy who took 15 minutes per turn
[19:02:25] InDustReaL> that's just insane

Heh, what kind of Dust is that in reality!? ;)))))

Heh, what kind of Dust is this in reality!? ;)))))

Correct translation: In the Dust reality :)

Oh, come on, admit it, you don't know what to do there for more than 2 minutes on Jebus.

I started reading Pyotr Khomyakov's book "Ours and Others".
I found an argument in it in favor of those who like to play WITH A PENALTY:

"Let's emphasize once again that the goals of protecting territory, population, and the economy can be completely ignored.
In this context, it is interesting to cite the example of ancient China, which also represents one of the oldest forms of statehood and early agricultural civilization. One of the main goals of war there was not only the destruction of the enemy but also the maximum loss of one's own soldiers. This made it possible to 'reduce the population' of excess people."

This statement is likely false, stemming from Khomyakov's racial prejudice against Asians.

Yes, and there’s also a law in China that allows you to run over pedestrians who cross the street on a red light.

And in China, they eat children.
Well, yes... but in Russia, pedestrians are run over without any laws permitting it.)

GO on Jebus Cross with 8 Dwarves :D

weren't you afraid that the hero would die from the end of the world? ))
*update: after looking more closely, the arrangement of the pit fiend corpses seems strange, it looks very much like an Arcomage cheat.

well, there wasn't much to lose anyway)

Hey, how is it possible to win with 30 mana and 12 strength against 94 Lords using 8 Dwarves? There weren't even any ballistas.

2 cobras

The first pit (the one on the left) got demoralized and moved forward, killing 1 gnome. Two others passed by, and the rest are somewhere in the center. And what kind of cheat is it when Armageddon deals 630 damage?

2 cobra

the first pit (the one on the left) got demoralized and went forward, killing 1 dwarf, two others passed by, and the rest are somewhere in the center. And what kind of cheat is it when Armageddon deals 630 damage?

well, that's what I thought, it just seemed strange that a pair of pits got involved.