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If he were just a casual acquaintance, maybe, but you have to pay for a friend.

You'd sell your own mother.

And how much do you want? I won't give more than 100 rubles for this.

You don't appreciate your enemies as much as I appreciate my friends.

What kind of enemy is he? Just hit him on the head with a shovel, resurrect a corpse, and he'll be a friend.:smile19:

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And without clothes? I have a mod for that!

No, thank you. I've seen enough porn in my time.

Azi and Flandre, or whatever you call him, this incredibly wholesome contest has been bought out from top to bottom. Look, Lokken has become all cute and cuddly, and he bought votes for himself, and that's it! And now what? Now the king and queen are Neyra (i.e., the contest organizer) and the mercenary Arandor, who is even selling information now!

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Lordesat, do you like little, naked, ten-year-old girls with long hair?

You're still not cute.

You will only think that way if the King and Queen allow it, and even if they do, it doesn't matter whether you think that way or not.

information is a commodity.

For the good of the kingdom! Where will I get the funds to build a royal estate for recreation?

Don't let Azirial think I'm not cute.
free

Azi, stop thinking that Wolf isn't cute. Wolf, are you sure he's even thinking?

Thank you, kind king! ^_______^
He used to only think about that, but now, he definitely doesn't think about it anymore.

Lol, I don't obey any king or queen; you're just a lapdog, ready to lick their boots for cookies, candy, and so on.

lick someone's boots

At least he wrote "пятки" (heels), otherwise, in the section about Heroes of Might and Magic III, people are writing completely different words.

No, I won't be licking Arandor's heels. She wasn't snatched by a pedophile; she just overslept and missed school, and the internet was glitching.

When is the wedding?