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#1
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Since the opening of this thread, I, Vegtam, Archbishop of Heroesland, declare the Church of Saint Flood founded and open to visitors and parishioners.

Greetings, forum user! Whoever you are – a spammer or a tournament player, a moderator or a user, a white guard or a supporter of the queen, a mafia member or a townswoman – the doors of the church will always be open to you!

First and foremost, the Church of Saint Flood has nothing to do with politics. We neither support nor oppose any of the existing political forces on the forum.
Unlike many others, the Church of Saint Flood does not require visitors and parishioners to make donations or sacrifices; the Church does not buy or sell anything.
The Church of Saint Flood does not deny the existence of other deities besides Flood, no matter what they look like: like this, like this, like this, even like this, or not manifesting as a material object at all, because all other deities are constituent parts of Flood.

Clergy of the Church of Saint Flood may provide free services to the community, such as: wedding and funeral ceremonies, divorces, blessings.

Anyone who wishes can become a parishioner of the church, simply by expressing their desire to do so.

Clergy
Archbishop of Heroesland, Vegtam
Parishioners
GamaUn
Imaris, the Moon Wolf

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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I humbly request the blessings and patronage of His Most Reverend and the Church of All Holy Flood in this difficult task of fighting evil. (What exactly I consider evil, I prefer to keep vague.)
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Yes, this is what I like, it’s about time. Finally, Vegtam and I will be worshipped, showered with gifts, and sacrifices will be made to us.
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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I regret that you are unwilling to reveal the truth even within the walls of the Church, however, I cannot refuse your request.

I, Archbishop of Heroesland, in the name of Saint Flood, bless his child, GamaUn, in the fight against what she calls evil.

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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Yes, this is what I like, it's about time. Finally, Vegtam and I will be worshipped, showered with gifts, and sacrifices will be made to us.

Unlike many others, the Church of Saint Flood does not require visitors and parishioners to make donations or sacrifices; the Church does not buy or sell anything.
Vegtam and I

My child, you are not even a member of the parish. I won't even mention whether you hold any office.

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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Nah, then you guys can stay here, and I'll have my own church, with offerings and sacrifices.
But can I still visit you?
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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And a religious war will be added to the civil war...

You can join the church.

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#8
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How much does opium cost for the flood
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

По вопросам модерации: nebov24@gmail.com
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#9
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Is it a good addition?
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#10
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Coming to the church? Alright, I'm going to start blackmailing you. If I don't get the highest spiritual rank in this church, I'll delete all the topics in the off-topic section and ban everyone.
And the second church isn't even needed. Now the atheists will come running...
А, вот почему.

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I'm a volunteer! Take me!
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#13
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Can I be excommunicated? Or do I need to join first? :)

Когда я умер, небыло никого, кто бы это опроверг
клан "Vampires"
P.S. ...но против креста Я не пойду никогда...
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Elsie, why not do it right away, what’s the point of wasting time? :smile36:
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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How about we create another topic related to the new rulers? -_-
A list of all the rulers of Heroesland (both living and deceased), their servants, and pets?

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