The Second Night!
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While command was celebrating the New Year and wasn't in a hurry to explain anything in more detail, the spies became suspicious of each other and kept to themselves. They didn't even watch TV. However, after receiving information about the functionality of the defense systems, some brave souls began to take walks around the base. The first one to be unlucky was
Aziral` – surveillance cameras recorded someone pushing him into the experimental cabin of a time machine and sending him to a parallel future…
…Parallel future. One year after
Aziral`'s arrival. The office of the Chief Spy of the Spy Special Training Department:
-Hello, I've come to complain.
-What about?
-I want to complain about the spy you just sent with me on the mission.
-Yes, yes, it's the blue spy, what's wrong with him?
-I'll tell you. He's dead. That's what's wrong with him.
-No, no, look, he's just resting.
-Listen, boss, I can tell the difference between a living spy and a dead one, and this spy is dead.
-No, he's not dead, he's resting.
-Resting?
-It's a breed, a blue spy, a beautiful disguise.
-What does disguise have to do with it? He's dead.
-No, he's resting.
-Okay, if he's resting, I'll wake him up. AZIRAL!!! IF YOU WAKE UP, I'LL GIVE YOU A FRESH, TASTY SANDWICH, YOU HEAR ME? MR. AZIRAL!!!
-He moved, did you see?
-It was you who pushed him!
-I didn't do that!
-*Picks up the spy and shouts directly into his ear* HEY AZIRAL!!!! WAKE UP!!! *Slams him on the floor* WAKE UP AND SING!!! *Slams him again* IT'S MORNING, WAKE UP!!! *Tosses him, the spy falls to the floor and still doesn't move* Dead spy!
-You stunned him.
-Stunned?
-Yes, he was just starting to wake up, and you stunned him! It's easy to stun a blue spy.
-Listen, I've had enough. This spy is dead, and when you sent him with me on the mission, you assured me that he was very tired and exhausted after a long period of activation.
-He misses spy school very much.
-He misses spy school? Listen, why did he fall on his back as soon as I took him out of the command post?
-Blue spies prefer to sleep on their backs. Beautiful disguise.
-Listen, I examined him, and I noticed that the only reason he was standing was because he was nailed to the floor.
-Of course, he was nailed: if I hadn't nailed him, he would have run away.
-Listen, this spy won't wake up, even if you run 4000 volts through him. He's completely dead.
-He's sleeping.
-He's not sleeping. He's dead. This spy is no longer with us. He's finished, he's gone to heaven to the creator. He lies lifeless. He has a negative life score. He rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed him, he would have been collecting secret documents. He died and went to the realm of the dead. He's a former, former spy. He's dead. He's not alive. He's no more...
…Real time. Ultra-secret super-mega-omega-secret base of the
Blues.
Zybr, for some reason, entered the planetarium room, and one of the opponents silently crept up on him in the darkness. A knife strike in the back was a complete surprise. He was cunning, vile, ruthless, merciless, and immediately killed the poor fellow…
Sunny! was so engrossed in communicating with the computer in one of the high-tech rooms that he didn't even notice when he was beheaded. A neat and even cut and a hand saw stuck in the keyboard in front of the corpse testified to the high professionalism of the killer, even though everyone received the same training.
Sunny! didn't even get to finish typing something consisting of two columns of numbers...
The last victim was
Hermit. While he was relaxing in a massage chair, a
Red-
Blue flashing police car fell on him. How the killer managed to carry out such a plan and how he dug up such a sophisticated murder weapon is a big mystery…
In connection with what happened, the spies gathered again for discussions...
Living spies:ArandorThoriumSlonyshHappy GirlKoteikoMorning VegtamZedzi Neira DrakeWerevolkaMedjersoNTa Kotoraya...Unlucky spies:Aziral`ZybrSunny!HermitThe second day begins!