Posts from Mafia 24. Spy Paranoia

I request that the GM issue a modding ban to Arandor and prohibit him from playing on the portal for the next three games. He is blatantly violating the rules by changing his profile.

Yeah, it would have been better to just ban talking at night like they used to. What’s the point of all this pointless arguing out of boredom? :smile38:

This isn't just pointless bickering, and it's not bickering at all, really.

And it's another advertisement on the TieF-2 channel!
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…*Ten flamethrower soldiers run out, and a doctor sings:* Every team player should know that a doctor who doesn't heal is a spy! *The flamethrower soldiers burn the doctor together, accompanied by characteristic screams*…
…Gentlemen – cigarettes for real men, for real spies. All signs of smoking disappear within ten seconds…

While command was celebrating the New Year and wasn't in a hurry to explain anything in more detail, the spies became suspicious of each other and kept to themselves. They didn't even watch TV. However, after receiving information about the functionality of the defense systems, some brave souls began to take walks around the base. The first one to be unlucky was Aziral` – surveillance cameras recorded someone pushing him into the experimental cabin of a time machine and sending him to a parallel future…
…Parallel future. One year after Aziral`'s arrival. The office of the Chief Spy of the Spy Special Training Department:
-Hello, I've come to complain.
-What about?
-I want to complain about the spy you just sent with me on the mission.
-Yes, yes, it's the blue spy, what's wrong with him?
-I'll tell you. He's dead. That's what's wrong with him.
-No, no, look, he's just resting.
-Listen, boss, I can tell the difference between a living spy and a dead one, and this spy is dead.
-No, he's not dead, he's resting.
-Resting?
-It's a breed, a blue spy, a beautiful disguise.
-What does disguise have to do with it? He's dead.
-No, he's resting.
-Okay, if he's resting, I'll wake him up. AZIRAL!!! IF YOU WAKE UP, I'LL GIVE YOU A FRESH, TASTY SANDWICH, YOU HEAR ME? MR. AZIRAL!!!
-He moved, did you see?
-It was you who pushed him!
-I didn't do that!
-*Picks up the spy and shouts directly into his ear* HEY AZIRAL!!!! WAKE UP!!! *Slams him on the floor* WAKE UP AND SING!!! *Slams him again* IT'S MORNING, WAKE UP!!! *Tosses him, the spy falls to the floor and still doesn't move* Dead spy!
-You stunned him.
-Stunned?
-Yes, he was just starting to wake up, and you stunned him! It's easy to stun a blue spy.
-Listen, I've had enough. This spy is dead, and when you sent him with me on the mission, you assured me that he was very tired and exhausted after a long period of activation.
-He misses spy school very much.
-He misses spy school? Listen, why did he fall on his back as soon as I took him out of the command post?
-Blue spies prefer to sleep on their backs. Beautiful disguise.
-Listen, I examined him, and I noticed that the only reason he was standing was because he was nailed to the floor.
-Of course, he was nailed: if I hadn't nailed him, he would have run away.
-Listen, this spy won't wake up, even if you run 4000 volts through him. He's completely dead.
-He's sleeping.
-He's not sleeping. He's dead. This spy is no longer with us. He's finished, he's gone to heaven to the creator. He lies lifeless. He has a negative life score. He rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed him, he would have been collecting secret documents. He died and went to the realm of the dead. He's a former, former spy. He's dead. He's not alive. He's no more...

…Real time. Ultra-secret super-mega-omega-secret base of the Blues.
Zybr, for some reason, entered the planetarium room, and one of the opponents silently crept up on him in the darkness. A knife strike in the back was a complete surprise. He was cunning, vile, ruthless, merciless, and immediately killed the poor fellow…
Sunny! was so engrossed in communicating with the computer in one of the high-tech rooms that he didn't even notice when he was beheaded. A neat and even cut and a hand saw stuck in the keyboard in front of the corpse testified to the high professionalism of the killer, even though everyone received the same training. Sunny! didn't even get to finish typing something consisting of two columns of numbers...
The last victim was Hermit. While he was relaxing in a massage chair, a Red-Blue flashing police car fell on him. How the killer managed to carry out such a plan and how he dug up such a sophisticated murder weapon is a big mystery…
In connection with what happened, the spies gathered again for discussions...

Living spies:
Arandor
Thorium
Slonysh
Happy Girl
Koteiko
Morning
Vegtam
Zedzi
Neira Drake
Werevolka
MedjersoN
Ta Kotoraya...
Unlucky spies:
Aziral`
Zybr
Sunny!
Hermit

The second day begins!

Did Thor finish his job and defeat Hermit?))

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They killed Azi!

The scene with the dead spy, nailed to the wall, made me feel a bit like a pathologist.
The clues to the murders are a handsaw, two columns of numbers, and a police flashing light?

two clues to Sunny’s murder and none to Zubr’s?) that’s strange reasoning.

You're reasoning strangely.

I haven't even started yet.
Let me tell you what it is. It's a question. That's what it is.

Zybr, who had inexplicably entered the planetarium room, was stealthily approached by one of his opponents under the cover of darkness. The knife strike to the back was a complete surprise. He was treacherous, vile, merciless, and ruthless, and he immediately killed the poor fellow...

not without reason, in my opinion.

Sunny! was so engrossed in communicating with the computer in one of the high-tech rooms that he didn't even notice when he was beheaded. The neat and even cut, and the hand saw stuck in the keyboard in front of the corpse, testified to the killer's high level of professionalism, even though everyone had the same training. Sunny! never got to finish something consisting of two columns of numbers...

The last victim was Hermit. While he was relaxing in a massage chair, a red and blue flashing police car light fell on him. How the killer was able to carry out such a plan and how he found such a sophisticated murder weapon is a big mystery...

the clues are somewhere around here.

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I don't know about Azi. There's too much written there. Maybe the future itself is a clue

The clue for Aziral's murder is very detailed and unambiguous – a slightly altered Monty Python sketch. :rolleyes: Therefore, Aziral's killer is Vegtam, who has MP in his avatar and signature. As for the others, I don't know yet. Slonysh is alive – and thank goodness! *makes the sign of the cross with his trunk*

If all the maniacs are caught, I still don't see any obstacles to hanging Arandor. Even if he wasn't involved in any of the current murders, he will still kill in the future.

Why would I kill anyone? I'm not going to do that; I'm peaceful and I believe there are hidden roles that only Host knows.
Right now, the peaceful players might end up killing each other, and then the Mafia will win. That's why Host wrote about all these roles.

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And if Veg killed Azi, he'll want to punish him too.

Vegtam, that's Vegtam! :rolleyes:

That's a great clue about Vegtam. And does he also have them in his avatar?

Do you think the avatar shows a real Inquisition? Is that Tommy on the right?