Posts from Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Fine, go see the Emperor then.

Here, Pivko wants to go to the Emperor, not to your Thanatos... he'll just drink him up.

Is Arandor some kind of local troublemaker?

No, the local troublemakers are trolls and goblins, but they are currently lying low. I'll let you know when they show up.

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I am just a guardian of order and justice.

I'm scared :( will you protect me, kind guardian?

I didn't say I was kind. As for protection, you're a demon... who are we protecting you from?

Okay, I’ll defend myself.

That’s great. People (and everyone else) should learn to defend themselves. If they can’t, then it’s time to call for help.

come to me, Arcomage

In wesnotice, Delfador says to Conrad - "well, here we are at the Great Crossroads." Fantasy, what kind of genre for mentally retarded morons is this, damn it, everything there is "great." Mountains, seas, rivers, forests, crossroads.
Welcome to the Great Vegetable Gardens, Hero. Don't step onDo not disturb the eternal peace of the Ancient Turnip.

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Probably everything there is so pathetic that any somewhat substantial thing seems great, and any ancient one seems better. I can't seem to recall a great self-laying tablecloth or an ancient pond in Russian fairy tales. Because the Slavs are leading the way! What could be good about an old broken thing? Or great? Huh? Huh?! Only if you have a doormat mentality, then yes, it's worth inventing something incredibly cool that cannot exist, or that is irrevocably lost. And then play the second tune on the flute. If that's the case, then yes. But if not, then not! Why? Only for fools.

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It started so well, and then I went off on a tangent again. Oh well. No one died.

Yeah, especially considering what kind of game Vesnot is. It’s not a super cool game from a well-known company, with amazing graphics, etc. You can complain about those, if they’re bad.

One Ancient Pumpkin, launched at the enemy, has the power of ten nuclear missiles.

I would take a walk through the great gardens and invite Vistrit.

I don't wander through vast gardens.

well, I would invite you, and tell you that I have beer. Dragons love beer, right?

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and then I would hit you on the head with a mace, kill you, and rob you. I would take back my little trinket. That's what kind of cleric-rogue I am.