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and Vegtamchik is not happy. He doesn't know, and he doesn't have time for it right now, he's fishing.

I missed you so much!!! Moo-moo-moo-moo! I'll kiss Arandora and squeeze her with hugs. I'll put VisTrita on my shoulders and run around the room with him, shouting about happiness!!! Oh! How good!

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He he!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hoo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You forgot about the shoulder pads!!! I'm not friends with you anymore.

tueuyuty:(

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You forgot about the shoulder pads!!! I'm not friends with you anymore.

I didn't forget! I'll give you a ride too!

OH NO, WE'RE DOOMED, IT'S BACK AGAIN!!!!

And who are you, anyway?

It seems to me that he is someone's clone.

I killed the Queen of the Crawlers, so now I'm a guard >:3
I learned two-handed weapons.

Oh, I thought you had blocked me when I was spamming you on ICQ.
Well, I'll forgive you then, I'll unblock you and promote you to the status of "Cutie."
And I stopped in the Orcish Tomb. I already killed the insane Guru, right before the save point.
Then the best part ^______^ going with friends to hunt for units, it's so nice!
One of the most nostalgic memories.

It's good that God created Fridays). As well as Saturdays and Sundays.

And I hate all days of the week except Saturday and Sunday, as well as Saturday and Sunday.

I wanted to play Heroes 1 on my sister's laptop, but it will definitely lag o_o

And I was cuddling with the cat) I want a cat, it's fluffy and cute ^^
Who should I get first: a cat or a dog? They need to be in the right order so they can be friends.
And if I get a cat and a wolf, will the wolf eat the cat?
And if I get a cat and a tiger, will they eat each other and me?
And a parrot too.
Maybe I should also get a tank with piranhas

I think he's someone's clone.

Why?
Oh well, I guess I need to give some lessons, alright.

Lesson 1. Clones.

1. If a person acts like an idiot, it doesn't necessarily mean they're a clone.

Lesson 2. How to tie a friendship bracelet.

For this lesson, we need Vegtam. He's the one who ties them up.

But in general, this is my thing, and only I give lessons/advice. First, it's about the forum (like training scouts, but in this case, for dealing with spammers), and second, it's about all aspects of life.
Maybe we should create a thread.

Lesson 3. How to wear a friendship bracelet properly.

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Create.
Lessons of Arandor the Great.

this is already a lesson for complete beginners... although it could be for you too. Here are a couple of tips on how NOT to wear friendship bracelets:
1. You shouldn't tie a friendship bracelet to your genitals.
2. It's better to tie a friendship bracelet to your wrist, as in other places it might constrict your veins.
3. It's not recommended to wear a friendship bracelet if you don't have a wrist, as it might easily fall off and get lost.

why?

Because that's how I feel.
I want to eat and sleep, I don't even know what to choose...

this is already a lesson for complete idiots... although it can be for you too. I'll give a couple of tips on how NOT to wear bracelets:
1. You shouldn't tie a bracelet to your genitals.
2. It's better to tie a bracelet to your wrist, as in other places it can constrict blood vessels.
3. It is not recommended to wear a bracelet if you don't have a wrist, as it can easily fall off and get lost.

I think all the tips have been personally tested?