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This is insane, I spent the whole day yesterday lying around, not wanting to do anything. I even slept sometimes. Today, I woke up for no reason at 4 am, didn't understand why, and went back to sleep.

I bought myself a t-shirt; it says "the story goes on" at the top, and in the main part, there's a drawing of a hungry-looking wolf. He's sitting and eagerly reading a book titled "little red recipe." It's cool, and the wolf is so cute.

My sister said she has wolf-eye contact lenses, but they make her eyes feel uncomfortable, and she'll give them to me.

I wanted to write a lot more, but I forgot everything, and never mind.

I turned on the computer, went to the kitchen, and when I came back, I got a BSOD. I turned it off, turned it on, and went away. I came back five minutes later, and the Windows loading indicator was frozen, with red lights on the case blinking continuously. I waited a couple of minutes, turned it off, turned it on, and the BIOS wouldn't start. I was really frustrated. I went to have breakfast, came back, and everything started working.

damn, I have a lot of money /:
from how many rubles do they start making changes?
do they exchange a bill for five hundred?
or is this bill from the change "stolen")

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yes, technology likes to lag

on my sister's laptop, Guitar Hero is lagging((
so you can only play boring, easy songs

I turned on the computer, went to the kitchen, came back, and got a BSOD. I turned it off, turned it on, went away. I came back five minutes later, and the Windows loading indicator was frozen, with red lights on the case blinking continuously. I waited a couple of minutes, turned it off, turned it on, and the BIOS wouldn't start. I was freaking out. I went to have breakfast, came back, and everything started working.

Your heart must have been pounding when it wouldn't turn on.

Woke up at eight in the morning to my alarm. I've been going to bed late for several nights now, but today I managed to wake up earlier, maybe because I slept on the floor, and it rained during the night.
Anyway, I got up, put on my headphones, grabbed my keys, player, and money, and put them in my pockets. First, I went to the supermarket and bought a half-liter pack of orange juice, which I drank on an empty stomach. Then I walked to another part of the city, where I found a store that I had seen online. It sells Apple products (although the store itself isn't an official Apple store). It turned out to be closed and only opened at 10 a.m. I walked to the end of the park and then ran back along it (it's quite long), and as I was nearing the end, it became unpleasant because the juice I drank started to cause discomfort, as if it were corroding my stomach. But, never mind. Then I headed home, and as I was crossing the street, some old women stopped me.
They started talking to me about global catastrophes, saying that half of the United States would soon be destroyed and that its residents would have to flee somewhere. And then they smoothly transitioned to the fact that people had treated the planet badly, and therefore God decided to intervene in human affairs. This is why climate change and everything else happened. They said that people like me should forget about applying to universities or anything else and should think about how to survive. Another one corrected her and said, we should seek salvation in God. Therefore, I should go home and read the Bible.
And when I got home, I took a shower and made myself some oatmeal.

I already wrote it.

Wolf, no one understood anything about the money because you wrote something incomprehensible.

drank a half-liter pack of orange juice on an empty stomach

That's very bad, congratulations.

well, they're like those people who sell books and talk about Krishna and other gods.
or maybe they're just crazy and approached you because you look like a gangster.

Or maybe they just wanted to chat. Or they wanted to tease the young representative of the faction. But most likely, it was the first reason. We were stopped by old women countless times during our adolescence.

and they stop me if money is needed, and that’s it =\ oh well, I just want to chat... x(

You are not needed by anyone.

They gave me some other junk, I just opened it and looked at it. It's strange that I didn't throw it away in the nearest trash can right away.

We adopted the name Jehovah's Witnesses because we imitate Jesus.

I told you so. These are Jehovah's Witnesses, but they engage in similar activities (in our area, at least).

I haven't taken anything for three days. Sometimes it's worth doing that; then, taking a dose of something will be much more enjoyable. You can even take a week-long break.

about money: I have 500 rubles in one bill, which I "borrowed" from the change I got at some store where I was sent to buy something. Can this bill be exchanged for hryvnias at an exchange office?)

Grandpa started trolling everyone as usual, even before we arrived.)



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yes, music is a drug.

grandfather - a troll, grandson - a wolf.