Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

I understood the story.

Explain the meaning to the other guys.

By the way, why didn't you write it in the diary?

Why? It's too short of a post.

No further explanation is needed; everything is clear. Wesker was declared missing, and his mansion was inherited by us, his colleagues. As for her, after losing all her material possessions and all her friends and family, she spent the rest of her days as a port prostitute and drug addict.

made myself, like an idiot, a sandwich with cheese and sausage
now, like the aforementioned, I'm sitting here eating it

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Did everyone understand the point?)
No, it should try to explain to everyone what it really is

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I'm a deer \:
I didn't peel the skin off the sausage
and it's just ridiculous food /:

I agree, processed cheese with sugar is much better. Cheese with manure is also good.

Cheese with manure is also good.

Really? How do you know?

It smells bad, so you don't even want to try it.
But cheese and sugar smell great and taste good.
Good morning, have you ever eaten a sandwich with processed cheese and sugar? No? Well, then don't judge.

Sugar can only smell like dust. You know, I have all the ingredients and the means to make this monstrous dish right now, but I just don't feel like trying it. Nevertheless, describe your recipe.

Really? How do you know?
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I read it on a cooking website.

Put the cheese in the pan, and you'll get melted cheese. It's great with pasta (although you can just grate it on top), scrambled eggs, or with tomatoes and sausage... although you can just use sausage and add the tomatoes later.

No, melted cheese turns out better in the microwave. You can even add a sausage.

You can also put cheese on a windowsill in the sun – that’s how you melt it, or on a heater.

you can also ask someone to sit on the cheese. Or you can use a hairdryer.

Nevertheless, describe your recipe.

Bread (I usually take dark bread, but sometimes white, I just like dark bread more), on it, sausage (not necessary, I usually do this only for breakfast or when there is a lot of time and little food), on top of that, cheese, put the sandwich on a plate, put it in the microwave, melt it until it is very melted, take it out. You can already eat it like this, but a couple of years ago I had an idea: "What if I sprinkle it with sugar?". I sprinkled it with sugar, yum ^_^

Revan, what are you doing? Well, keep writing!

Microwaves are harmful!111

Yes, Rheum, keep writing! And make sure there's a lot of me in it).

Sausage??? Sprinkled with sugar??? You’re even more of a pervert than I thought.

you could also ask someone to sit on the cheese.

This will result in crushed cheese, not melted cheese.