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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
17.9% 5 votes
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17.9% 5 votes
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#27819
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WOULD YOU LIKE THEM TO BECOME YOURS?!?!
WHAT?! YOU WANT TO WAKE UP IN AN EXPEDITION WITH A GRENADE IN YOUR MOUTH, RIGHT?!
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#27820
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Arandor
but I'm not an engineer, not even a genius
Ar, it seems you've gotten rid of one of your flaws. I commend you! :)
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
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#27821
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Ar, it seems you've gotten rid of one of the flaws. Well done!

no, I've acquired a new one. now I also lie

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WHAT!!? DO YOU WANT TO WAKE UP IN AN EXPEDITION WITH A GRENADE IN YOUR MOUTH, YES!!!111??

Or do you want... do you want... do you want. I'll kill the neighbors who are disturbing my sleep....

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#27822
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No, I don't want to.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#27823
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I don't want to.

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#27824
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scratch it!
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#27825
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new entry:

Day 7.
The day started well, and then I bet with the celestial being that I could sit in a lake with predatory fish for 10 minutes. For courage, I drank 100 grams of kefir. Wow, it was so sour, it really got to me. As I approached the lake, I saw that the fish were already waiting for me. Apparently, someone had told them. I suspect the cat, because he might have started to get jealous of the dragon cat after that night. When I entered the lake, I immediately regretted taking off my clothes. It would have been better if they had gotten wet. 10 minutes passed quickly. Mostly because I passed out after the second minute. I woke up in the evening, and the celestial being was sitting next to me, laughing. Bastard, I'll get him back. I'll steal his favorite knife and stick it in his butt at night. And for now, I'll recover.

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back off.
what, you want me to scratch you? I'd scratch my own fists Х) :-*

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#27826
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rub your eyes with your fists
and yes, you can only take my knife after I'm dead.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#27827
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Whew, I was already thinking you'd say: you can only take my knife when you spend the night with me.
But killing is easy.

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#27828
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?
Check out this manual.
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#27829
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is in no way different from the previous thousand mana potions.

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#27830
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it’s easy to kill him
Ha! I’m not a mosquito.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#27831
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It's no different from the previous thousand manul cats.
But it's a good one!
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#27832
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But it's a good one!
It's excellent!
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#27833
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But he seems like a good guy!

Proof or it didn't happen?!
How do you know he didn't kill, rob, or rape?

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Ha! I'm not a mosquito.

Yeah, mosquitoes suck blood, but you... knives.

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