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#3014
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and then the main boss appears, and you realize that you're doomed because your mana is at zero, and you're out of health. And there's no healing potion.

I'm proving that Salvador Dalí is indeed a genius.
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#3015
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...But suddenly, Salvador Dali appears and says that he is not a genius.
I'm fighting the main boss with no mana, one hit point, and no healing potions...
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#3016
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After a tedious two-hour battle, you finally win. Satisfied, you move on, only to discover that this wasn't the main boss...

I'm putting together a photo report to post in the "Photos taken by you" section tomorrow.

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#3017
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...but at the worst possible moment, you find out that the memory card is hopelessly corrupted and cannot be recovered.
I'm playing Oblivion...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#3018
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...instead of having fun vacuuming and washing dishes. The parents decided to quickly rectify the injustice.

I'm putting on my hedgehog gloves...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#3019
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...and sticking them inside. And besides, why would you take mittens from a hedgehog? They're too small for you anyway.
I'm giving him a haircut...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#3020
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...down to zero. And what, isn't it hot?)

I dream of winter...
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#3021
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...and I brush off the Siberian July snow from my shoulders.

I watch how schoolchildren play Counter-Strike in a club...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#3022
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...because you can't play anything yourself, your computer is broken, and you have no money.
I'm melting...
А, вот почему.

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#3023
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...and they categorize you: "processed cheese snacks."

I'm burning a disc with my favorite music.
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#3024
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...almost at the end of the recording, a glitch occurs, and the disc is hopelessly corrupted. I told you to make a copy of the music, but you deleted it from your computer.
I'm playing through the Legion campaign for the second time in the second Adept difficulty...
А, вот почему.

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#3025
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(it happened pretty much like that, with music).
...because the third time you couldn't handle it. ;)

This is the third time I'm playing through the Legions campaign in Heroes of Might and Magic III.
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#3026
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...Haarhus started swearing and deliberately losing because he was tired of beating the same goats for the third time.
Looking for something to eat...
They're no match for me, I just wanted to admire an archdevil :3
А, вот почему.

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#3027
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...but mom gave all the food from the house to stray puppies and kittens.

I'm building a perpetual motion machine from a fan, a motor, two diodes, and three wires...
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#3028
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...but the current amplifier turned out well, and you were convinced of that. Also, it's clear that you shouldn't play with electricity outside in the rain.
I'm taking food away from dogs and cats...
Well, it's clear that this person doesn't know my mom...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕