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tooth or claw?

claw.

platypus or echidna?

platypus
beaver or otter?

otter

half an hour or a hundred lives?

a hundred lives
although, depending on what you watch for half an hour, and whose lives they are)

Dybra is an animal in the depths of the tundra, like a beaver and an otter, an enemy of the cobra and powder, it cheerfully carries cedar cores in buckets and crushes goodness in the depths.

Hairy legs or a bald head?

a hairy head and bald legs are better... hmm... probably...

strawberry jam or strawberries with whipped cream?

With whipped cream.

Coffee or rowanberry?

rowan
Meaning or chainsaw?

I would choose meaning, but generally, a chainsaw.

Schizophrenia or paranoia?

Schizophrenia.
Your money or your life?

Air, without it, you can't breathe.
Shaved or hairy?

you can't breathe without oxygen :P

better to be hairy, although I don't know what you mean) sometimes it's better to be the opposite
and what's with your obsession with hair? you write about bald people in every thread. did you shave your head?

Rome or Greece?

I'm just going to get a short haircut...
P.S. If you breathe pure oxygen, you won't be able to breathe for very long.

Greece.
Cat food or dog food?

dog-like, cat-like, bleh, although I haven't tried either

vareniki or pelmeni?

I just want to eat. I don't even know who of you mentions food more often with Koshey and Vis, but you're the only one who writes about pelmeni. I'll soon be associating you with them... maybe even calling you Pelmen.