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#2969
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...with a birch broom. Outside the forum.

I'm passionate about archaeology...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#2970
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...although in reality, she shouldn't suffer, but rather engage in activities.

I'm watching the series "Sled" on TV...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#2971
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...in a box? In a cardboard or wooden one? Those weren't mushrooms.
Preparing for physics class...

P.S. I know that "box" = "television," no need to call Captain Obvious.
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2972
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...it's just that the physics engine clearly isn't ready for you)

I'm choosing a new player...
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#2973
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...but they are either expensive or just plain bad, so you end up buying something blindly, and it turns out to be buggy and breaks after a week.
Celebrating my birthday...
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#2974
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...And suddenly, a nuclear explosion!)))) xDxDxD
I'm watching a movie...
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#2975
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and in it they show

Moderated: INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE in the message

dick

I'm not doing anything.

Be strong. Believe
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#2976
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...And then suddenly, a nuclear explosion!)))) xDxDxD
I'm watching a movie...
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#2977
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...so now "Dom-2" is called a "movie"?
I'm going to cause a nuclear explosion...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2978
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my defeat was better.

Be strong. Believe
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#2979
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Yes, it’s been a while since the last nuclear explosion).
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#2980
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Drakkoska

I'm setting off a nuclear explosion...
...so now throwing dung in a muddy puddle is called a nuclear explosion?

I'm doing yoga...
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#2981
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...And suddenly, a plane crashed into the planet, everything was destroyed, people were screaming!)))) xDxDxD
I'm watching a Hollywood blockbuster...
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#2982
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And suddenly, a plane crashed into the planet, everything was destroyed, people were screaming.
Blood, meat, guts, dismembered bodies!!!!1111
P.S. Enough!
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#2983
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Morning

I'm watching a Hollywood blockbuster...

a pirated copy, and it's a screen recording, with subtitles in "olban" language, and the audio is in Chinese.

I'm putting together a puzzle...