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I have the impression that Wesker only visits the forum to find my latest post, quote it, highlight something in it, and write a provocative message, then leave with a sense of accomplishment :D

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Sky, will you join us on Skype? If so, come to my ICQ.

Sorry, guys, but I can't. I just logged in for a quick breakfast.

I just popped in for breakfast.

WOLFE!!111 SAVE YOURSELF!!11 RUN!!

*crunch-crunch*, and where are the grandmothers he ate yesterday?

They're already lying behind that bush. No wonder the Wolf went to bed later than everyone else; he had indigestion.

The wolf wasn't very tasty.

it would be better to spend the night in it, let it soak up the flavors, and then you can eat it.

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They ate it, what the heck? I didn't ask for that.
And what should I do now? /:

Who should I stay with now?

yes, you see, now you don’t even have anyone to spend the night with.

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They ate it, what the hell? I didn't ask for that.
And what should I do now? /:

Now I'll make a warm hat and mittens from your remains - wool and skin :)

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yes, you see, now you don't even have anyone to spend the night with

Well, there's still Arandor.

The sky has been consumed, and now he will leave.

The sky has been eaten, and now he will leave.

Stay overnight?

yes, I need to go, thanks for reminding me.

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Stay overnight?

no, I just woke up.

and what is the connection between sleeping and spending the night?)

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Yeah, 5th grade in computer science. In my opinion, you can get a 4 on such an exam without knowing computer science at all (you just need to think a little), but my friends somehow got 4s o_o We're all going to die

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My friend will be here soon, I need to finish the last cookie and chocolate bar Otherwise, he'll eat it all :) He loves to raid my supplies) Especially water

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Exactly, I'll give him the unappetizing chips

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He's not coming, and I already ate everything for no reason x(

Improvise, go to the kitchen and choose about ten more or less edible ingredients. Mix them and put them on a plate.