How, how! Five children, poor guy, how will he manage now... -_-
ahem... it's like after that night, the guy had five children.
I don't owe anyone anything.
The next one wants to go bald (just in case).
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How, how! Five children, poor guy, how will he manage now... -_-
How, how indeed! Five children, poor guy, how will he manage now... -_-
The next person should be going to sleep now.
What about that incident at midnight on February 29th? -_- Or is it customary for you to remain silent about it?

the next one suffers from a severe form of schizophrenia
Some guy spent the night with a one-eyed pirate and then had five children.

someone will accuse me of something next
it's getting more interesting - turns out the guy spent the night with a pirated copy of Windows 7

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