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What dark forces could have revived Volke, and where was he all this time? O_O

BLEH! Sorry for the profanity, but can I get some kudos for this?!

I conducted experiments on you. Yes, "WOLKE!!1" looks better than "Volke."

Vis, no, thanks.

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Evil has returned.

Yeah, it didn't go anywhere) Hey, thieves, where's my loot?! It was here yesterday, I think. Well, it was definitely here a week ago, not sure about yesterday. Okay, it was a good one, I liked it, I'm sad to lose it. I'll go bury it. Oh well, never mind, I'll get a new one /:

*YAY!!!!1! Let's go back to wreaking havoc on the forum and taking down the moderators!!1

I feel like I'm ready to eat a person ARGHH!!!111

I feel like I'm ready to eat a person ARGRHH!!!111

Don't you dare touch my feet (in your mouth)!

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I mean, yes, I share your modest desire).

Baa... then I'll take the best cuts and the heels!
Let's start with Ara, shall we? Will you shake on it?

Wolf!!!!1111
:O

No, legs!
although Ara's legs are something else)
IlikelegsArandora
no, better hands, yeah))
IlikehandsArandora
hands?
claws, though
thenIlikeclawsArandora
claws? crab? that's not a person, you tricked me!
let's eat Khoma!

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I wanted to write not Khoma, but Nebo, I had a feeling he would come soon, but I wrote Khoma anyway)
well, Nebo, you got lucky this time.

Let's start with Ara, shall we? Want to team up?

Don't touch Ara.
P.S. Arandor is cute :3

Wow, you're right, Ar was just lucky to be a crab!)
And Hommy has a lot of armor; iron might even get stuck in his teeth -_-
Let's just EAT those Japanese people from that guy's avatar *____* I'll take the one on the right

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P.S. Arandor is sweet :З

Arandor will have a beer :3 Our sweet one is different...

ok, I'll eat the central one)
but he has points
I'll take the points!!1

Arandor will have a beer:3 Ours is sweeter...

You don't know anything, you silly boy.

*You got some exquisite treats, and you're still turning up your nose :O

Arandor immediately stopped spamming /:
he really hates me!! x(