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Killing you isn't enough! You wasted so much time! :) I got stuck on level 98 because of the Beast. Available elements: (116/116) (hide) air, water, fire, earth, energy, lava, steam, stone, sand, storm, swamp, life, algae, moss, ash, mushroom, egg, seeds, bacteria, worm, sulfur, beetle, dinosaur, fire elemental, lava golem, bird, plankton, shells, scorpion, tree, limestone, coal, scrambled eggs, phoenix, clay, snake, fish, turtle, whale, lizard, dust, ghost, butterfly, alcohol, vodka, dragon, golem, man, drunkard, walking tree, fern, grass, metal, glass, metal golem, sex, steam boiler, reed, corpse, steam engine, zombie, electricity, cement, concrete, ceramics, brick, brick house, tobacco, tool, weapon, hunter, warrior, blood, vampire, meat, feather, roast meat, wood, wheel, cart, boat, field, wheat, poison, paper, cigarettes, steam locomotive, flying dinosaur, hero, thunderbird, flour, dough, bread, book, beer, ghoul, poisoned weapon, assassin, beast, livestock, wool, milk, fabric, sailboat, wooden ship, steamboat, werewolf, hut, sailing ship, harness, manure, saltpeter, gunpowder, firearms, skyscraper

asm, killing you is not enough! You wasted so much time! :)
Stuck on 98 because of the Beast.

water+air' : ['steam'],
'air+fire' : ['energy'],
'air+earth' : ['dust'],
'earth+fire' : ['lava'],
'water+earth' : ['swamp'],
'water+fire' : ['alcohol'],
'water+lava' : ['steam', 'stone'],
'air+stone' : ['sand'],
'water+stone' : ['sand'],
'stone+fire' : ['metal'],
'wood+fire' : ['coal'],
'fire+dust' : ['ash'],
'air+lava' : ['stone'],
'swamp+sand' : ['clay'],
'clay+fire' : ['brick'],
'air+energy' : ['storm'],
'fire+sand' : ['glass'],
'stone+stone' : ['stone','stone','fire'],
'fire+alcohol' : ['energy'],
'metal+energy' : ['electricity'],
'stone+shells' : ['limestone'],
'wood+fire' : ['coal'],
'+' : [''],
// life
'swamp+energy' : ['life'],
'swamp+life' : ['bacteria'],
'water+life' : ['algae'],
// - fauna
'bacteria+water' : ['plankton'],
'bacteria+plankton' : ['fish'],
'bacteria+swamp' : ['worm', 'sulfur'],
'stone+plankton' : ['shells'],
'plankton+fish' : ['whale'],
'earth+plankton' : ['worm'],
'air+worm' : ['butterfly'],
'earth+worm' : ['beetle'],
'beetle+sand' : ['scorpion'],
'swamp+worm' : ['snake'],
'sand+worm' : ['snake'],
'life+stone' : ['egg'],
'snake+snake' : ['egg','snake','snake'],
'bird+bird' : ['egg','bird','bird'],
'lizard+lizard' : ['egg','lizard','lizard'],
'dinosaur+dinosaur' : ['egg','dinosaur','dinosaur'],
'turtle+turtle' : ['egg','turtle','turtle'],
'air+egg' : ['bird'],
'swamp+egg' : ['lizard'],
'sand+egg' : ['turtle'],
'earth+egg' : ['dinosaur'],
'air+dinosaur' : ['flying dinosaur'],
'snake+worm' : ['lizard'],
'water+snake' : ['fish'],
'air+lizard' : ['bird'],
'earth+lizard' : ['beast'],
'life+beast' : ['human'],
'golem+life' : ['human'],
'beast+water' : ['whale'],
'human+poison' : ['corpse'],
'tool+scorpion' : ['poison'],
'snake+tool' : ['poison'],
'mushroom+tool' : ['poison'],
'+' : [''],
// - flora
'swamp+algae' : ['moss'],
'algae+earth' : ['mushroom'],
'swamp+moss' : ['fern'],
'earth+moss' : ['grass'],
'earth+seeds' : ['tree'],
'life+sand' : ['seeds'],
'grass+grass' : ['seeds'],
'tree+tree' : ['seeds'],
'field+seeds' : ['wheat'],
'field+grass' : ['wheat'],
'swamp+grass' : ['reed'],
'fire+grass' : ['tobacco'],
'+' : [''],
// - mystic
'life+ash' : ['ghost'],
'life+corpse' : ['zombie'],
'zombie+corpse' : ['ghoul'],
'blood+human' : ['vampire'],
'vampire+human' : ['vampire','vampire'],
'vampire+beast' : ['vampire','werewolf'],
'wood+life' : ['walking tree'],
'dinosaur+fire' : ['dragon'],
'flying dinosaur+fire' : ['dragon'],
'storm+bird' : ['thunderbird'],
'fire+bird' : ['phoenix'],
'life+fire' : ['fire elemental'],
'clay+life' : ['golem'],
'life+lava' : ['lava golem'],
'life+metal' : ['metal golem'],
'water+lava golem' : ['stone','energy','energy','stone','energy','steam','energy'],
'water+fire elemental' : ['energy','energy','ash','energy','steam','energy','ash'],

// Civilization
'metal+human' : ['tool','human'],
'wood+tool' : ['wood','tool'],
'earth+tool' : ['field'],
'tool+wool' : ['cloth','tool'],
'cloth+human' : ['clothes'],
'tool+reed' : ['paper'],
'paper+feather' : ['book'],
'clay+human' : ['ceramics'],
'human+human' : ['sex'],

/ - dwellings
'stone+human' : ['hut'],
'clay+limestone' : ['cement'],
'water+cement' : ['concrete'],
'concrete+brick' : ['brick house'],
'brick house+glass' : ['skyscraper'],

// - transport
'wood+tool' : ['wheel'],
'metal+steam' : ['steam engine'],
'steam engine+coal' : ['steam engine'],
// -- water
'water+wood' : ['boat'],
'wood+boat' : ['wooden ship'],
'wooden ship+cloth' : ['sailing ship'],
'boat+cloth' : ['sailing boat'],
'wooden ship+steam engine' : ['steamboat'],
// -- land
'wood+wheel' : ['cart'],
'beast+cart' : ['carriage'],
'steam engine+cart' : ['locomotive'],

// -
'tool+metal' : ['weapon','tool'],
'weapon+human' : ['hunter'],
'weapon+poison' : ['poisoned weapon'],
'poisoned weapon+human' : ['assassin'],
'weapon+hunter' : ['warrior'],
'limestone+manure' : ['saltpeter'],
'saltpeter+sulfur' : ['gunpowder'],
'dust+fire' : ['gunpowder'],
'weapon+gunpowder' : ['firearm'],

// - food
'stone+wheat' : ['flour'],
'water+flour' : ['dough'],
'fire+dough' : ['bread'],
'fire+egg' : ['scrambled eggs'],
'meat+fire' : ['fried meat'],
'alcohol+bread' : ['beer'],
'paper+tobacco' : ['cigarettes'],
'wheat+alcohol' : ['beer'],
'water+alcohol' : ['vodka'],
'alcohol+human' : ['drunkard'],
'beer+human' : ['drunkard'],
'vodka+human' : ['drunkard'],

// MISCELLANEOUS
// - hunting
'beast+human' : ['human','livestock'],
'livestock+grass' : ['livestock','manure','milk'],
'livestock+human' : ['human','meat','wool','milk'],
'beast+hunter' : ['hunter','meat','wool','blood'],
'hunter+bird' : ['hunter','meat','feather','blood'],
'dinosaur+hunter' : ['dinosaur','blood'],
'dinosaur+human' : ['dinosaur','blood'],
'warrior+beast' : ['warrior','blood'],
'warrior+dinosaur' : ['warrior','blood'],
'warrior+human' : ['corpse', 'warrior','blood'],
'warrior+dragon' : ['hero','blood'],
'dragon+human' : ['dragon','ash'],
'dragon+hunter' : ['dragon','ash'],

// burning
'book+fire' : ['ash'],
'paper+fire' : ['ash'],
'moss+fire' : ['ash'],
'fire+human' : ['corpse'],
'fire+corpse' : ['ash'],
'wood+fire' : ['ash','ash','coal'],
'wood+fire' : ['ash','coal'],
'snake+fire' : ['ash'],
'fire+worm' : ['ash'],
'fire+lizard' : ['ash'],
'fire+tobacco' : ['ash'],
'fire+walking tree' : ['ash','ghost']

:p ;) :D

We were just playing a tournament match with Tyoma Spirit on MM6. On 111, I had a Skeleton Transformer at level 9 with expert attack, expert tactics, expert earth magic, and basic wisdom. I popped a Pandora's Box with roughly 85-90 Grail witches. They killed the ballista and a few Troglodytes. But in the end, as always, the rest ))). Made me laugh )))

I was digging through old files again and came across this =)
Stiky usually likes demotivators... :rolleyes:

Maybe someone will find it amusing =)

ahaha +1 )))

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGBiPNtcOIg

Funny, but the question is posed incorrectly))
It's not the player who is distracting, but the unit.

It's funny, but the question is posed incorrectly.
It's not the player who is distracting, but the unit.

I guess it meant games like Lineage II, where it's specifically the hero.

I think it meant games like Lineage II, where you have a hero.

No, I was talking about Warcraft...
There's a map called Legion TD, and there your units with a large health reserve attack units until the smaller ones, like archers and mages, shoot them down...
A tank is a unit with a large health reserve and defense, which stands in the 1st line of defense, like a wall.

he cast some kind of spell and tried to execute Armageddon.

from the reports :)

Chel is trying to prove that he's not a noob. RiMpel2 (23:01:56 18/06/2010) When do you build the Capitol? Legioner (23:02:42 18/06/2010) It depends on the game. RiMpel2 (23:02:53 18/06/2010) That's what I wanted to prove. Legioner (23:02:58 18/06/2010) Do you mean days, or after something else? RiMpel2 (23:03:07 18/06/2010) Yeah, days. Legioner (23:03:12 18/06/2010) 2 weeks. RiMpel2 (23:03:13 18/06/2010) Approximately. Legioner (23:03:20 18/06/2010) Max 3 weeks. RiMpel2 (23:03:22 18/06/2010) Don't ask me. Legioner (23:03:44 18/06/2010) What, are you saying you build it in the first week? RiMpel2 (23:04:01 18/06/2010) No one ever builds it. RiMpel2 (23:04:07 18/06/2010) That's the first sign of being a noob. RiMpel2 (23:04:11 18/06/2010) It's a game about economy. Legioner (23:04:28 18/06/2010) Yeah, it looks like you're the noob.

No, sometimes I do build up my defenses when I feel like the game might take a while, but that happens in only 5-10% of games.

No, sometimes I build it when I feel like the game might take a while, but that's in 5-10% of the games.

More and more often, I find myself building the Town Hall in only 10% of the games.

What’s wrong with building a Castle in the 2nd or 3rd week? :confused: I built mine in the second week. :rolleyes: Catch, Dust, and BA/IEHOK will confirm.

What's wrong with building a Capitol in week 2-3? :confused: I built one in the second week. :rolleyes: Catch, Dust, and BA/IEHOK will confirm.

:smile01: :smile01: :smile01:

It happened. No matter how much I tried to dissuade Kostya from such a noob move, he was adamant. :D He was short about 300 coins to get demons with resource exchange, so Kostya, in a fit of frustration, built a Capitol on day 127. :)