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#2727
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...now you're getting treated for a cold in a prison hospital.
Printing out some nonsense on the printer...
А, вот почему.

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#2728
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...it got stuck and didn't even choke me

I'm leaving school...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#2729
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...and right at the exit, you meet the principal, who leads you by the ear to the test you were planning to skip.
Eating candies...
А, вот почему.

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#2730
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...made from Arandor.

I feed the Koshi beasts...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#2731
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you broke my heart, not hers
and if you really wanted a treat, you could have just asked.

Be strong. Believe
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#2732
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Vegtam


I feed the Koshi beasts...

And the beasts became so attached to you that they couldn't bear to part.

I'm trying to decipher my dream.
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#2733
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...but since it's impossible to solve, you start solving the clues in "Mafia".

Sharpening pencils...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#2734
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...but why bother sharpening your fingernails along with them?

Looking for something to eat...
А, вот почему.

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#2735
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and then, just when you need it, Vegtham comes along (or rather, gets in your way) x

Be strong. Believe
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#2736
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Looking for something to eat...

Food refuses to be found unless you start talking to it politely and intelligently.

Watering the flowers...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#2737
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...where a cat was lying, you poured something on it, it ran out onto the road, was hit by a car, and you had to pay a hefty fine to the animal's former owner.
Found something to eat...
А, вот почему.

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#2738
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Watering the flowers...
... in the flowerbed, but passersby stop and look at you reproachfully, a child cries, his mother runs up and starts hitting you with her bag. But you could have just gone to the toilet.
Found something to eat...
but it didn't give up without a fight.

I'm looking at the gifts...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#2739
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...that I need to give to that annoying math teacher so she'll at least give me a passing grade.
I'm working on some theoretical mechanics problems...
А, вот почему.

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#2740
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crossing the street on a red light
hitting a punching bag
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#2741
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...and she fought back.
I'm hiding from the fans of Knights of the Old Republic, who saw my latest drawing...
А, вот почему.

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