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and instead, it triggered a chain of environmental disasters.
I'm eating a cherry.

and you choke on a bone

yeah, I remember walking with a friend in the forest, he was eating icicles (candies), and I said something funny at that time... he started laughing and choked))) damn, I thought he was going to die right there... but nothing happened
now I remember it and laugh

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listening to French rock

and then some smart aleck comes along and says that you're listening to complete garbage
(you know, these are actually good tracks. I'll probably download them)

Looking for intelligent thoughts in Lurkmore...

...but they aren't. Unfortunately, you only realized this when you were late for everywhere you could possibly be.

I'm just browsing through the pictures...

...and you get kicked out of the gallery.

I meet a Martian...

...and they found a magnificent specimen of Homo Sapiens for conducting experiments.
I'm watching Luke on TV...

the program is interrupted by the news, and they announce that Luke is officially banned, and anyone who watches, listens to, touches, or thinks about him is breaking the law.
I'm listening to Stalin.

Uh... did you know that he died? In 1953?

I'm setting an alarm on my phone for 6:30 AM.

but instead of a phone, Alejandro is popular now
I'm turning on Alejandro at 5 a.m.

...The neighbors are really, really happy to hear it blasting at full volume at 5 a.m., and the door propped up from the outside and the beatings are just an expression of their joy.
I'm flying off to a faraway, faraway galaxy...

you'll get there when you're old

I'm going to a party.

to Alejandro, Fernando, Roberto
I'm studying phone choreography.

...you really need to be high to study the choreography of an ordinary phone. The one you use to make calls. By dropping it out of a ninth-floor window.
I'm sitting in a cafe...

there's a typo: you're sitting in Kyiv, at the train station
I'm flying on a pet dragon from Might and Magic I: Secret of the Inner Sanctum.

...first, they are dragon-like creatures the size of a cat, and second, this particular one is definitely not tame.

Reinstalling Oblivion...