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#2592
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...but then an admin came, ended the tournament, and banned all the spammers for spamming in the spam channel.
I finished playing KOTOR, and now I'm thinking about what to play next...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2593
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Couldn't think of anything, so I started playing Knights of the Old Republic for the hundredth time.

I'm playing chess with a friend...
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#2594
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...with her best friend – herself

peeling oranges.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#2595
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and then you squeeze the juice out of them and put it in your eyes (what? maybe lizards do that)

I realized I was wrong...

Be strong. Believe
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#2596
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...and time, nevertheless, has passed, but what can you do? you have to move on.

I'm wondering why ICQ keeps crashing.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#2597
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...but GN decided to step up their game and came to take you away for forgetting a comma in a complex sentence. Your thoughts will be occupied with something else. :)

I'm lying on the couch in a depressed state...
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
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#2598
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didn't help himself, but now the sofa is in a severely indented state

I'm coming up with a way to counter a lie detector.
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#2599
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...but she didn't make it in time, and they took you in for questioning.
I'm writing the fourth chapter of my epic during class...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2600
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...although the first three haven't been written yet, and you're not entirely sure where all these random characters came from in your saga.

I'm flying on a hang glider.
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#2601
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...if only the wind were favorable and not so strong, and if this weren't over an ocean full of hungry sharks...

I'm trying to ban Arandor...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2602
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)) because you still can't understand that this activity is completely useless and unrewarding.

I'm trying to hide from the rain under an umbrella.
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#2603
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but, as Murphy's Law dictates, the umbrella stayed at home
listening to the phone
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#2604
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...so, did you get tired of watching?
...well, yes, Gaga was accidentally poisoned in the style of paparazzi, only one phone remained.
I'm drawing...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2605
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///and that's not true, I heard Britney's phone call – epic fail///

You're drawing Britney))
I'm luring Kosh into a cage with sushi rolls.
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#2606
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and so, when I entered it with the last roulette, the door slammed shut.

I launch the air balloon.