Posts from Break it. Auto-translated

...but the halfling runs around screaming and says he'll call the police for harassment of foreigners.
I'm sitting at the computer, singing along with Abba...

past the notes, scaring away all potential cats, which were necessary for... well, they are no longer needed thanks to one item made from Siberhide.

I'm watching Appelle mon numero.

...on my phone, which vibrates and prevents me from watching.
I'm trying to adjust...

...I keep turning them – I want to guess. And then a policeman approaches: "Sir, you're a con artist, come with me!"

I'm recruiting a double agent...

Mods, please don't read this!

Mods, restore it, restore it!!11

I just expressed my opinion about the topic and most of the answers in it, mainly from the same people.

Yes, Arandor knows how to get the moderators' attention regarding a deleted post)))
He was swearing. But, strangely enough, he continues to post irrelevant comments in the thread, even though he doesn't like it here! Get out!
...but the double agent is completely confused, ended up in a mental institution, and told everything.
I'm reading Arandor's deleted post...

You lose consciousness from the shock and bang your head on the keyboard.
Hugs.

more likely the keyboard will break from her head.

Yes, Ar is right, you can break anything on my head)))
...and how will you hug if a maniac with an axe cut off your arms? (sorry for the plagiarism)
I'm breaking the keyboard on my head...

Surprisingly, I immediately guessed the word that was in the deleted message. Very predictable.

I just expressed my opinion about the topic and most of the answers in it, mainly from the same people.

"Like that" is 90% of your posts, buddy ;)

90% of your posts

no, you’re mistaken.

I might have slightly understated it.

if we consider the forum as a whole, then yes, about 1% of the posts are decent.

And in the games, I don't write much, but it's in them that I get the most Best of Day (BoD).

although that's where I get the best feedback.

What's the point of that? Or is "good feedback" now an indicator of "normal" posts?