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#2500
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points with a finger
...at a large red button with the inscription "Do not press! Launch of Topol-M missile in the USA."
Although this is not a failure, but a dream.
I am writing a program in Pascal...
А, вот почему.

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#2501
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Pascal is also ticklish; he giggles and squirms.

Formatting drive C.
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#2502
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...and instead, it formatted drive D.
I'm trying to come up with a funny mishap...
А, вот почему.

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#2503
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but she got so carried away that she moved into it: the world of Yest after the degeneration

reading my lolita
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#2504
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...but you realize that someone has disguised a new Daria Dontsova detective novel as this piece of art.
I'm just messing around in the comments...
А, вот почему.

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#2505
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Kosh, couldn't you at least be a little more considerate?

I'm trying to predict the weather using a barometer.
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#2506
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...I understand confusing a barometer with a thermometer, but confusing a barometer with a Geiger counter...
I'm writing in English, listening to ABBA...
А, вот почему.

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#2507
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...I remember you once taught me German using Rammstein's music.

I'm doing my exercises...
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#2508
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...well, of course, she lost the charger that came with the phone, so let's make a charger out of an eraser and a paperclip...
I'm going into the control panel...

P.S. I hardly listen to Rammstein, and ABBA has normal lyrics, not vulgar ones)).
А, вот почему.

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#2509
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vibrhammer
I'm reading Dontsova's books.
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#2510
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...a seemingly normal and serious guy is enthusiastically reading Daria Dontsova aloud in the middle of a hospital. What will people think?
I'm trying to hypnotize someone...
А, вот почему.

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#2511
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...And then Magnus shows up and blinds you.
I'm quietly laughing...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#2512
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...sitting next to Napoleon and a nightstand, wearing a straitjacket?
I'm using Prompt to translate the text, and I'm laughing at the translation...
А, вот почему.

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#2513
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because he mistook his portion of popcorn for a dish, known for its specific additives, which the inmates call "happiness vitamins."

now, regarding the prompt:
in the middle of the hippodrome

I'm eating plum ice cream.
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#2514
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...foisted upon us by Koshey.
I'm cutting through the halva-myth...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.