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#2455
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Did I miss something interesting??

Too bad: no one passed the audition for Than's story. There won't be any filming)))

I'm just playing Dragon Age quietly and peacefully.
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#2456
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...and suddenly your hero turns around, shows you an obscene gesture, and goes to the tavern to drink beer, muttering: "forget it, saving the world..."
I'm sitting here typing a message, and the stylus is stuck in my teeth...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2457
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well, I got carried away... I devoured the stylus... I didn't even notice.

I'm trying to warm up with a hot cup of tea.
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#2458
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scorching the neck
I watch how the main character, Verwolki, dies in the plot while fighting an archdemon.
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#2459
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and why did it "die"? I actually had a male character as the main hero. I'm watching Magnus smash a phone with a hammer as per the court's decision.
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#2461
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...but then Magnus shows up and forces you to look at your phone and film porn with Gaga.
She stole Magnus's phone...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2462
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and she got so engrossed that she mentions the phone in every post.
I'm watching how the cat is having fun with the phone.
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#2463
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You are spreading inappropriate content on the forum! These topics need to be closed, and you should receive penalty points.
And some of you are even moderators.

Be strong. Believe
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#2464
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Is Kosha just playing with her phone? Is she, like, playing Tetris or something?

I'm listening to some quiet, relaxing music.
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#2465
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...forget about having fun, a couple of pictures of Luke and feeding the fish, which I've already played through a hundred times. It's not interesting.
Hehe, we think alike!)))

...and then the neighbors crank up Rammstein at full volume.

I'm awarding Magnus points...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2466
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and she made a mistake and credited Arandor, ultimately remaining satisfied.
I'm listening to Alejandro.
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#2467
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...you must have mistaken, that's Dima Bilan.
I replaced all of Magnus's phones with those of Ranetok and Bilan...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2468
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and I have more of them)
I'm listening to the phone ring with sounds like "oohs" and "aahs".
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#2469
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...that's why people in the subway give you strange looks.
I'm just sitting here and laughing...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕