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#2440
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and in the end, he got engrossed in his phone and prepared the poison.
He's looking at his phone.
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#2441
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...welcome to the yellow house.

Opening "Photoshop"...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#2442
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...and he showed you the middle finger and locked himself away.
I'm harassing Magnus with phone calls because he's getting on my nerves...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2443
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but it didn't work, because the cat started meowing like a ghoul: "mooooy teleeeefoonn, mooooy teleeeeeeefon," she threw out the vibrator, called from the home phone to the mobile, set it to vibrate, and started enjoying it.
I'm filming the cat for YouTube.
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#2444
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...it's very difficult to stop me when I'm enraged and wielding a banhammer, especially when I'm chasing after you and periodically hitting you with it.
I shoved Magnus's head into the toilet and started trying to flush him down the drain...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2445
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and you wash away with it
getting ready to eat
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#2446
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...and here Magnus and I emerge from the toilet.
I light a match...
А, вот почему.

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#2447
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...which is already wet.
I'm pondering Magnus's fantasies with Koschei...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#2448
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...and here, Magnus's fantasies about you come true.
I uploaded porn with Magnus, Freud, and Gaga to YouTube...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2449
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I posted porn with Magnus, Freud, and Gaga on YouTube...
Blegh (((((
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

По вопросам модерации: [email protected]
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#2450
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Uuuuuu (((((
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
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#2451
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Aboooooo (((((
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#2452
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Okay, I also posted porn with you, if that's what you want.
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2454
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Uh-oh, they’ll kick me out of the party if they find out! :D This is a joke for Revan.
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.