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It's not a championship, it's just a gathering of sheep!!!
They heard about the tournament and rushed to sign up, but they're just playing on their computers)))

Organized in the best traditions.

my opponent requested a full 8 minutes and started with an Ivory Tower faction on Jebus map.
I thought, "Okay, now the real battle begins!" :)

But in reality, the guy was taking 40 seconds per turn with his first hero. :(
I even felt a bit awkward taking more than 3 minutes per turn. :)

In my latest game on 8mm6a, I captured the Castle. I see that there’s no Mage Guild, which means the computer-controlled hero shouldn't have any magic skills (other than the initial weak one). But the computer turned out to be smarter. The screenshot is attached :).

All computer-controlled opponents are cheaters. You need to contact the administrators. People have been complaining about them for a long time. Although, I'm not sure if they always cheat, because sometimes I've seen them lose against neutral creatures. Regarding Rahasar's message, I can say that I used to dislike dealing with demonology and the skeleton converter in the Necropolis because of this. It really didn't seem right to recruit soldiers into my army just to turn them into demons or skeletons. But after losing many times on the forum, the pangs of conscience somehow stopped bothering me, but it's still somehow unpleasant to take peasants, fairies, etc., to fight and then turn them into skeletons in the converter... Well, it's not right, in my opinion...

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They think they are being recruited for battles, not to be turned into skeletons or sent to their deaths to be turned into demons.

Generally, sending them to their doom in that message implied dividing them into smaller groups to avoid getting caught... But it's unfair to those who were innocently killed and mercilessly discarded :D Apparently, sacrificing a few for the sake of preserving a larger number is considered acceptable...

http://www.heroesportal.net/getfile.php?file=/tourneys/2/landless/777/_oral__italik.jpg

Reaction to my post in the CIS final topic :)))

We were playing with Spirit, each of us got 111 points, and then the map generator produced this:), before I even had a chance to generate the map, I was defeated.

Played with Spirit, we each took 111 and then the generator threw this out :), before I could generate the map I was crushed)))

:) There's a theory that the generator gave the opponent 10 Confluxes, and you got a drowned respawn with no roads, and decided that wasting an extra 3 hours wasn't worth it...

Error in the matrix :D Lights out (17:36): are you watching? Loi (17:38): yes, I am dialogue during the CIS broadcast... In my chat :D

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That being said, I wasn't talking to Lights Out, and he wasn't talking to me either.

Cool game. http://www.telesputnik.ru/tools/alchemy.html# Discovered elements: (18/116) (hide) air water fire earth alcohol vodka dust energy swamp life fire elemental algae ash steam ghost lava lava golem stone (show)

Open elements: (26/116) (hide) air water fire earth dust alcohol energy ash swamp life fire elemental ghost bacteria plankton worm butterfly sulfur algae mushroom beetle fish whale moss grass reed steam (show) and then I don't know.

Open elements: (26/116)(hide) air water fire earth dust alcohol energy ash swamp life fire elemental ghost bacteria plankton worm butterfly sulfur algae mushroom beetle fish whale moss grass reed steam (show) and what's next, I don't know.

Steam boiler))

Steam boiler))

Open elements: (44/116) (hide) air water fire earth lava dust swamp energy steam alcohol life vodka bacteria worm sulfur lava golem stone metal metallic golem egg scrambled eggs fire elemental ash ghost butterfly algae mushroom beetle moss sand clay golem human sex seeds tree walking tree drunkard steam boiler plankton fish whale corpse grass