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YOU-ME-FIGURE-OUT-LAUNCH-THE-PROGRAM-TO-DESTROY-ALL-LIVING-THINGS-RETURN-TO-ALPHA-CENTAURI-MISSION-COMPLETED *a small green man crawls out of my skull, broadcasts Gaga on all media and communication channels, sells corpses to Nebu, and flies away*
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