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no, I have a teapot with chamomile flowers...

the next one can put its legs behind its head and run on its hands like a crab.

Not exactly, but partially. The next one likes crab sticks.

better crab meat
the next one likes cacti

And what, are they beautiful?

The next one likes cartoons.

I like it, but not everything.

The next person finds jokes like someone falling in the mud or getting a pie thrown in their face funny.

Mostly no, but it depends on the situation. The next one will appear on the forum mainly for casual chatting.

solely for the sake of

The next one will answer Drakkoshe before me.

I don't talk to myself.
Well, what do you mean? And who is it then...
Don't give us away!
I'm not giving us away, but let them know!
No, let them not know!
You keep people in the dark and try to prove to everyone that you're innocent and kind?
I'm actually innocent and kind!
You're ginger with olive skin, and the fluffiness can be cured with epilation!
Okay, shut up, don't make me look like a psycho!
Why make you look like one when...
SHUT UP!!!

The next one doesn't talk to himself.

I'm just talking, what's the big deal here?
The next one loves kittens.

No, more doggies. Although there are also kitties. But fewer.

The next one isn't afraid of snakes, lizards, or bats.

What’s there to be afraid of? O_O They’re actually quite cute :3

The next one is in my oil painting, “Haven of Vice.”

No, I wasn't chosen again, as usual. :( The next one hates Hobbits. xD

yes, especially those bare, hairy legs of theirs... Brrr...

The next one was jumping off the bridge with a rope swing.

He was jumping. And he hit his head. As you can see, the consequences are visible.

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oh yes... the next sensible person.

Yeah, sure.

The next one heard about Cauchy's theorem.