Posts from Break it. Auto-translated

...and as a result, you get awarded the Darwin Award.
I'm playing "Mafia"...

...and you, of course, are killed first, and then it turns out it was a mistake, but it's too late.

I'm going to the Netherlands to protest against global warming.

....and it turns out that global warming is a myth.
I'm kicking the hedgehogs out of the apartment....

and the hedgehogs got high, offered you a joint, and now you're friends, and you gave up your bed for them

Watching a movie on a big screen.

...and then the lights go out
I set the crematorium on fire...

...which has long been abandoned – there’s nothing left to burn.

I have dreams...

...behind the wheel of a huge truck speeding along the highway... :smile04:

I spin and twirl, wanting to tease...

...but they teased you, and then they also put you down.
You did well on the theoretical mechanics test...

the professor laughed so hard that tears streamed down his face.

I want to become a dumb blonde. (they have an easier life)

...and you become smarter
I'm taking a shower....

...but for the umpteenth time, you reinstall Linux, write a doctoral dissertation, and realize that you're just not meant to be unintelligent.
...but you realize that you accidentally wandered into the women's shower, and just then, the water was turned off.
I'm watching anime...

it's a shame this isn't a game. Omens (I just came up with it now))
one person would write a situation, like "the sky," and the next would write what it means...
for example:
- I'm taking a shower
the next person writes:
- this means it's going to get colder (I didn't write the first option, and the other ones aren't funny)

and all sorts of other nonsense)

Well, create a thread and you'll be happy. :)

Watching anime...

...of my own making.

Going to the forest...

....and the forest is burning
I'm digging a grave (not for myself!)...