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Offline Драккошка
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#1939
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...then his owner appears with a "Druzhba" saw. "Friendship" won.
I'm sitting in chemistry class, writing a test...
А, вот почему.

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...and then a beaker of nitroglycerin explodes right next to you. You're taken to the hospital, and you don't have to take the test.
I'm eating cookies...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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Offline Magnus
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#1941
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with nitroglycerin
I'm watching the paparazzi.
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Offline Freud
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Magnus
with nitroglycerin
watching paparazzi
On a nanotelevision.
I pray to Ra...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#1943
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...and your cultist neighbor overheard and decided to sacrifice the heretic to his god.
I'm lying in the hospital, thinking about how to blow up the polytechnic with nitroglycerin...
А, вот почему.

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#1944
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...and then the bloodthirsty secret police comes and takes you to a cell.
I'm sitting here...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#1945
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...in that very cell, where they brought me in a state of delirium.
I'm sitting in the cell, singing obscene songs for the whole place...
А, вот почему.

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...And then I crank up Kreator to full volume.
I listen to them...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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...and then the power goes out. With an ominous grin, I sit and cut all the wires...
А, вот почему.

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#1948
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....with a nail file
I'm going to the doctor....
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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...but you end up in the hospital with a runny nose and don't come home.
I'm brewing up sinister plans to conquer the world...
А, вот почему.

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#1950
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....in a mental hospital ))
I'm treating my leg (( ....
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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...with the aptly named "Anal."
I'm casting spells...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#1953
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...but for witchcraft, you need the liver of a dead man, and at the cemetery at night, they catch you, and then they beat you for a long time for desecrating graves.

I'm conducting a scientific experiment...
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