Posts from Break it. Auto-translated

...and I'm against it. I'm sending Vegtam...

....going to buy bread
eating borscht.....

...but due to the crisis, there are no potatoes, carrots, beets, cabbage, tomatoes, or meat in the borscht; in other words, it's borscht made of water and salt.
I work on a lathe... (I have a feeling there will be meat soon).

...oh, wait, Kosha, everything is actually fine – just keep working at the lathe until you retire.

I'm printing fake dollars...

...the spirit of Benjamin Franklin appeared here, and you got penalized because his nose is crooked on your fake dollars.
I print real dollars...

.... so that's who crashed the world economy!!

I'm trying to learn to love classical music...

...you'll love it here when your drunk neighbors sing karaoke to Bach, Chopin, Beethoven, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, and others.
I'm rigging the stage where Bilan will perform...

but here's the catch, he didn't want to come to you and perform for your special event, so you wasted your time building the stage, rigging it with explosives, and hoping that your favorite would come and sing for you.

I'm getting ready for the exam...

yeah, I couldn't come up with anything else.

...and then Bilan himself runs out, mistakes you for one of his fans, rushes towards you with kisses, slobbers all over your face and neck, and asks you to marry him...
Arandorchik, admit it, my rejection is better! )))

2 Ar: All the exams are already over, haven't you read the announcements?)

I'm carefully preparing to kill my neighbors.

No, you simply don't know that she wrote it specifically about him and was waiting for you to get upset like this, because she likes it.

...but the neighbors found out about your plan, barricaded themselves in the apartment, covered all the walls from the inside with thick lead plates, and are now singing karaoke through an amplifier.
Arandor is upset...

for the umpteenth time, yeah
I feel hatred!!11

....because you have a soft spot for him, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!
(I hope you're not mad at me)

And I'm preparing such a "hit" as in "Law Abiding Citizen" - only with a microphone: they'll start singing into it, and their heads will explode.

yes, hatred is her way of showing she cares.

...and the neighbors are singing karaoke without a microphone.
I decided to forget about Arandor...