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#1849
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...and suddenly you realize that you've fallen in love.
I explain to Magnus that my banhammer doesn't vibrate and works without batteries...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1850
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Unfortunately, everyone present considered Koshu a witch because her vibro-hammer vibrates without batteries, and they burned her at the stake.

I'm giving Koshu Borjomi to drink.
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#1851
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...and I flew away from your drinking sprees to a resort.
I assaulted Magnus with a banhammer, since he seems to want it...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1852
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...Kosh gets drunk, decides to cause some mischief, and... of course! He pulls out his famous banhammer without batteries!

I won't correct it – because I guessed it!)))

I'm replaying the fifth campaign for the Stronghold.
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#1853
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I'm mocking Magnus's corpse...
It seems that Kosha won the "regional stage of the Russian language Olympiad" through bribery :D
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#1854
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and also won the medal through attrition, as she blackmailed everyone with a vibro-hammer in dark alleys).
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#1855
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Apparently, Kosha won the "regional stage of the Russian language Olympiad" through bribery.
Luck. And in general, the word is formed correctly :р
...but Windows crashes, so I have to install Linux, and the saves are gone.
I twisted my ankle, so I'm just sitting here suffering...
vibrhammer
MINE!!! BANHAMMER!!! DOESN'T VIBRATE!!!
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1856
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and keep suffering :P
I'm writing a paper about tightening screws in the neighboring thread, using the "Koshy's Whiskers" method.
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#1857
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...With a cry of "don't touch my mustache," she pulled out from her wide trousers... well, you guessed what.
She decided to change and become a sweet, fluffy, and adorable creature...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1858
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do you have pants?
NO!!! IT DOESN'T VIBRATE!!!

and why is it separate? it seems like there's a new suggestion there.

Be strong. Believe
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#1859
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NO!!! DOESN'T VIBRATE!!!

by the way, yes)) attention is key) let's not interfere with the cat promoting his vibro-hammer.
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#1860
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Of course, I don't have many skirts; I mostly wear jeans.
Hehe, thanks for finding the mistake; I've fixed it :p perverts and degenerates)).
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1861
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I must tell you, Kosha, with regret, that you are unlikely to become a cute and fluffy little snack. ))) (They'll eat you!)

I'm trying to figure out the subtle differences between the terms "Guys" and "Dudes."
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#1862
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...but Arandor and Magnus are actively hindering you by flooding the entire forum, and you get distracted by reading it.
I'm preparing Arandor and Magnus's wedding...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1863
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But Wesker rushes to help again, reminding us that same-sex marriages are not recognized or registered in Russia.

I walk to the left.